“You know, holiday drinks are all fun and games until you realize that egg nog is just melted refrigerated ice cream. That, and it originated from old milk that they curdled with wine or ale back in the day. But what’s your stance on it?”
“ really man? you take a fucking class on this shit or something? ” Xander was impressed, his eyes squint as he begins to think of something just as intelligent to say about the holiday drink. “ uh, it’s thick and shit’s overpriced too. ”











