KLONDYYKE

Peter Pan's Bitch. Lesbian. mArRiEd. 27. I like to write about lesbians and draw them and play them in video games and just gorls alshfha

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So we played Genesis 2 for a VERY short time because in the end we have never gotten tech engrams and so in order for us to do that we need to defeat some bosses. So we decided to delete the world and start again on the Island so we can actually do the proper progression for boss fights.

I am gonna miss the crazy genesis colors though. :c

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A collection of my wife doing things and the game fucking breaking lmao

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My mom and I with our matching bears. <3

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So many dimorphodons died and not even for a good reason, they just were all set to follow me when I fell into a pit of flames and they all fucking died. xD

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My house on Ragnarok in Fort Wilderness

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Never underestimate my ability to find the lesbians in all forms of media.

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Currently released character concept art for some of the ARK: Animated Series' characters!

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MEI YOU BEAST QUEEN YOU ASKDHALFH

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ARK’s night is long and full of theris (and troodons)

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Life’s been busy bc of school + research but Hisa and Erebus (@grimriddles) have been up to trouble.

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ocs

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For new years we played GW2 and had a blast. The best part was probably seeing a man who looked like Santa Claus (I really wish I had hindsight to take a photo of him) because were roleplayed that he WAS Santa and he just went with it. I was being mercilessly like pervy with this random man, bless him, told him I’d see him in nine months and called him “Father” Christmas. Dude must have thought the interaction was so hilarious he gave us both 10 gold and said merry christmas. It was SUPER cool haha!

Now on to the pictures!

1. This was actually taken right before we sat down to just chill for a bit and talk, when we saw Santa later lol

2. I got the broom and he got the carpet and we sang a very butchered version of a whole new world. The best.

3. I called her vader and tried to follow her around but she wouldn’t notice me. NOTICE ME SENPAI. YOU WERE LITERALLY EVERYTHING TO ME. ;A; IF anyone knows who she is, her name was Britney Fears and I think she’s my future GW2 wife, even above Caithe.

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My mother and I waiting patiently for her birds egg to hatch, she has a goal that all her animals be cyan/turquoise to match her armor/tools. Which I accidentally started because I tamed her a cyan trex and later tamed a cyan colored argentavis and now it’s just this obsession.

Also similar to how I have the aviary for breeding mutations my mother has a horse herd up in the high meadows by the lava wyverns (red obilisk area) and she is working on creating her own color mutations within the herd. It’s fun watching her learn to play around with the genetics when it wasn’t something she had previously thought about, now she’s like a mad scientist with her breeding projects. She’ll be like “I want those sock markings on this body color with this belly fur.” and just keep trying to get the combos she wants. I have no doubt she will eventually get a horse that is entirely blue/cyan somehow lol

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1. Me and my villagers. I haven’t gotten a picture of the whole troop since I added a few more through taming. My tribe and I are going to build a little village and set them all to wander in that area. We literally call them “The Village” whenever they’re out and about.

2. My mom and dad. <3

3. Mom and I were in the monkey room breeding for a few more since I have some new hats. They’re literally my walking hat collection cause I think all the hats look cuter on the monkeys than they do on me. xD

4. My wife left the game for a time and since she didn’t have the right armor on we didn’t want her to die so naturally we trapped her in a burning ring of fire.

5. My mother EXTREMELY proud of her matching cyan chibi wolf.

6. A few of my shark pack. Which let me tell you, FUCK the ocean. I had all these sharks all of which were over level 200 because of breeding, imprinting and such. We took them out for a test drive and 2 died after like ten minutes because they’re extremely stupid. Ugly stupid little water dogs.

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I have this place I call the aviary, it’s a little cave hidden near the thunder dome with a waterfall and lots of nice big open ledges. I have set up my breeding circles there where I basically worked for... oh shit idk weeks to tame and breed for color mutations.

Some of the birds were event tames and others were born from normal-ish looking birds but got mutations. So far the highest number of mutations I have gotten is eight. I want to get a full 20 someday but it’s gonna take forever lol.

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A lot has happened since I last posted. We left Crystal Isles and went to Ragnarok instead. I took over what we are calling the thunder dome, it’s like the first starting area in an easy zone, cause I’m a ballsack and didn’t want to move. My entire rest of the tribe moved to the desert for some absurd reason so the thunder dome is pretty much just my house and a main building/production base because I have all the resources and unless I am nice enough to go tame more like working creatures for the rest of them, they have to come to the TD to pick up a dino for whatever they’re trying to do. xD

Bonus pic of my wife, mother and father all at the restaurant my wife made in the desert (overlooks the oasis/river very 5/5 stars they have beer) I was forced to go there and died promptly of a heat stroke while outside. Truly a great thanksgiving dinner lmao

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A majestic salmon swimming in the SKY in ark lmao

Then a great shot of my fiancee and I wearing nothing through the window of our house.

Me trying to see the gender of the dinosaur inside it’s egg. xD

My father sleep-standing in the widow as my gf crumples to sleep on the floor instead of the two perfectly good beds I made them both.

A jerboa that I got very attached to and then subsequently everything in this picture died because I tried to tame a GIGA WITHOUT THE RIGHT TOOLS KAHDSAF

My fiancee sleeping... peacefully?

My fiancee, myself and my mother all aboard Forest Gump our traveling pink dildo. I MEAN DINO.