here we go

born, went places, did things. currently alive and crushing it. / cis lesbian/ fanfic author/ i'm probably older than you

[redwinesupercvnt]

"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.

[cannibalings]

i havent watched yellowjackets yet but im very intrigued by the fandoms ability to ship every single one of those girls with one another and also provide irrefutable evidence for each pairing. like im convinced by every single gifset. ill be damned if those two girls arent in love. which two girls am i talking about? doesnt matter. god bless

[dragonpikachu]

I genuinely think the bird tube can take him

[huffylemon]

get ready everyone

[mulattafury]

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

[source]

[ka-waltz]

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

[clusterb-itch]

[pearliegates]

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

[zingring]

art.

[cyle]

it’s a good thing i don’t have access to reblog this to @staff

[insaneillusionist]

AU where Hooty has a gun.

[thenib]

Kendra Wells.

[gay-irl]

Gay irl

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

can't believe Michelle Gomez predicted this back in like 2017

[pickledh]

i just need them to kiss and then i can rest

[currenthyperfixations1616]

Rose when she finds out the Doctor admitted her feelings for someone on a beach

[lostcosmos]

*gay panic*

[hellomelancholic]

Direct byproduct of being neurodivergent and growing up isolated from your peergroup is having no idea when it's appropriate to define someone as your friend

[hellomelancholic]

Is this person I met yesterday my friend? What about this person I've been talking to every day for three months? What about this person I've known since middle school? Is friend a title I have to earn? What are the limits of friendship? Is it a static state, make-or-break, or is it some endless dance-dance-revolution style cavalcade of prompts and challenges and social cues I have to hit perfectly to keep it up? Does it bend? Does it break? I don't fucking know man I just work here.

[tramampoline]

Throwback to the time where I tried to filter “***” to “ass” to annoy a specific member of our forum but since * is a variable operator I just filtered every single word on the forum to “ass” and all posts became immediately unreadable

[tramampoline]

really glad Rachel still had screencaps of it

[drtrinitysantos]

I think instead of bringing back bar soap (I assume to reduce plastic waste) bath and body works should let me get a giant reusable jug that I can bring back to the store and refill preferably from one big machine so I can mix scents like I'm getting a slurpee. I am aware that employees would hate this system