fraudelent is my middle name

im having a stroke

[creme-meme]

‘there’s a slug watching us’ my brother in Christ we’re homosexuals

[luciferspartner]

Glup shitto, scrunglo, plinko horse from superhell

Scrimblo bimblo, eeby deeby, look it’s blorbo from my shows

Binklesnuffle Cabbagepatch, superwholock’s destiel

Sul sul, dag dag, nooboo whippna choba dog

WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE

[zwierzoczlekoupior]

i love the term blorbo and what it represents

its just my guy

my special guy

[godstiel]

there should be an option on tests to say Well i dont care

[sagihairius]

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

[aletheyass]

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

[birdmans]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

[klieshit]

this one scene slaps hard today

[rodrickheffeley]

happy women's day

[klieshit]

they knew

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[hotvampireadjacent]

The comic version is better imo

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[perfect-serpent]

Yeah…

[knicrow]

IM GOING TO START CRYING I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED THE LIVE SLUG REACTION PICTURE TO MY ASSIGNMENT INSTEAD OF MY HOMEWORK

[rudolphsboyfriend]

[klieshit]

more ps5

[a-long-furby]

Pov you just opened Tumblr march 4th

[kneesocktango]

thanks steam

[transgender-scout]

btw i got tired of using the version with blurry text so i remade the live slug reaction thing with clearer text. also i made one facing the other way in case someone wants a live slug reaction to something on the right side of the screen