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[klilyr]

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The Kings and The Queens of the New Broken Scene

Wolfstar, Jegulus, Text Fic, Uni/Collage AU, Muggle, Found Family, Background Pandalily, Dorlene and Partyvan. MATURE, 45k words.

To Build a Home

Pandalily, mums, meeting at playgroup, background jegulus, wolfstar, rosekiller and dorlene, babies Harry and Luna. EXPLICIT. 25K words.

It'll Never Happen Series

Wolfstar, Omegaverse, A/B/O, Muggle, Background Jegulus. EXPLICIT 18k words.

I Feel The Earth Move Series

Pandalily, Magic, Pandora's last year of Hogwarts without Lily, Coming of Age, Two one-shots and a multi chapter fic. Background Wolfstar, Jegulus, Rosekiller, Dorlene, Peter/Emmeline. EXPLICIT 49k words

You Drive Me Crazy

Wolfstar, Muggle, High School AU, Fake Dating, Friends to ?Enemies to Fake Lovers to Lovers, Background ships not tagged because the surprise is fun but I will happily tell anyone if they really want to know before reading. TEEN 24k words.

Good Boys

Partyvan, smut, I honestly have no explanation for this one. Part of Kings and Queens if you want it to be. EXPLICIT 4k words

[klilyr]

Glasses - Wolfstar raising Harry microfic

"I DON'T NEED GLASSES!" Harry wailed as Remus was trying to help him into his coat, "No, Moony, please."

"You'll be able to see so much better, Haz," Remus sighed, "what's this all about, huh?"

"Michael said people who wear glasses are four... four-eyed," Harry sniffled as he hastily scrubbed his eyes.

Remus' heart broke a little. His three year old almost never cried but clearly some little shit at his pre-school was getting into his head.

"I... I don't want them!" Harry yelped again before escaping Remus' hold and immediately running into the wall.

"Well with glasses, you would have spotted the door, but all right," Remus chuckled to himself.

"I can help! I can help!" Sirius ran into the room holding something in his hands.

Remus sighed again, "well this oughta be good."

"Harry look at this," Sirius held out a photograph right in front of Harry's face. Harry was still a bit dazed from the run in with the wall but took the photo and squinted to see it properly.

"What's this?" he asked.

"That's your dad, James. Look, he's wearing glasses in every single one of these pictures and he's pulling them off, don't you think? Of course these are quite old styled ones and we will get you a pair that is so much cooler."

Remus smiled at his husband. Harry absolutely adored stories of his parents and, while he didn't remember them, he wanted to be like the versions he heard in every way possible.

"James wore glasses?" he hesitantly asked, looking up to Sirius.

"For as long as I'd known him. The girls really loved them. Your mum was a big fan," Sirius wiggled his eyebrows.

"He's three, Sirius," Remus reminded him.

"Think about how much easier it will be to read your books! How clearer the cartoons will be on the telewision."

"Television," Remus and Harry corrected him, simultaneously.

"Right, exactly. So, shall we go?" Sirius smiled.

Harry screwed up his face as he thought. "Fine," he finally huffed as he allowed himself to be ushered out of the house.

Later, Harry was holding onto Remus' hand and happily lapping at an ice cream cone in Diagon Alley. Remus noticed his eyes darting around joyously behind his brand new frames. Clearly he was enjoying seeing the world more clearly than before.

Remus looked around for Sirius only to spot him squinting, peering intensely at a sign placed in front of Florish and Blotts.

"Maybe we need to go back and get your eyes checked too, Pads? You've been squinting at things a lot lately," Remus tutted.

Sirius looked absolutely affronted.

"I do NOT need glasses!"

[klilyr]

Hollanov microfic: slightly NSFW (implied spanking)

Shane had listened to Ilya monologue for about 20 minutes by now. He knew his husband was stressed about the playoffs but it was unlike him to be so worried about the cleanliness of their house, that was generally more Shane's territory.

Shane was usually the one that worried about the little messes so watching his husband pick at their children for leaving out the odd water glass or various pieces of clothing was interesting to say the least.

He'd been nitpicking at the team too. Wyatt and Luca had already approached Shane to ask him to talk some sense back into him.

Captaincy must me weighing on him right now.

"and I swear, Shane, I will never hit our children but I want to spank the next person who makes a mess right now. I don't know what is wrong with me!" Ilya groaned into his hands and Shane smirked, his plan already in place.

Shane casually reached over Ilya's shoulder and knocked the throw laying over the couch to the floor. He then sat up and stared at Ilya expectantly.

Ilya immediately straightened up, noticing what Shane had done and deciding what to do about it.

"Well all you had to do was ask, moya lyubov."

"Maybe you just need to get out of your head a bit, moya lyubov," Shane smirked, "you gonna make good on your promise or what?"

Shane gasped as Ilya immediately stood up and manhandled him over his shoulder, heading for their room.

"You don't want to clean up a bit first? Maybe pick up the throw?" Shane teased.

Ilya growled and slapped him playfully on the arse, "maybe I get my frustrations out in a more satisfying way, yes?"

[klilyr]

Hollanov microfic - Uncles

"Shit," Ruby cursed as she stopped Jade from falling into the bushes outside the frat house they had just left. She, somewhat clumsily, managed to get her sister in a sitting position on the pavement before she rubbed the palms of her hands into her eyes.

What the fuck was she meant to do now?

They were home from college for study break and Jade had heard about this party from an old high school friend. They had told their parents they were only going to catch up with old friends but now they were both extremely drunk and had no way home. Ruby couldn't exactly drive right now and Jade was in an even worse position than she was.

She ran through the possibilities in her head.

She couldn't call her parents. As wonderful as they were, that would mean an extremely long and boring lecture about responsibility come morning. No thank you!

Arthur was her next thought. But their little brother was likely sound asleep. He was the captain of his high school hockey team and he took his responsibility WAY too seriously, in Ruby's opinion. He had a game the next day, Ruby and Jade were expected to attend. Ruby groaned as she remembered this. He certainly wasn't going to be able to ge them out of this jam.

Their sister, Amber, was too young to drive and Ruby shuddered at the idea of calling either set of their grandparents.

All their other friends were either still away at school or absolutely wasted inside the house they had just stumbled out of.

"Fuck. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" Ruby cursed as she scrolled through her phone.

"Call Illyaaaaaa," Jade slurred from her position on the ground.

"What?" Ruby faltered as she had indeed just come across her uncle's name in her contact list. Fucking twin intuition.

"Ilya and Shhhane arrrrre here already, right?" Jade mumbled into her hands.

Ruby could have rejoiced. Her uncles had just arrived that afternoon for Arthur's game tomorrow. Ilya would pick them up and let them stay with them at their Montreal apartment and then drop them back at their parents tomorrow without another word. It was perfect.

They might have to deal with an awkward Uncle Shane lecture about the whole situation but it would be SO much better than what their parents would have unleashed on them. Plus this way, they would get Ilya cracking jokes at Shane's attempt at discipline and make pancakes simultaneously.

Ruby found his number and pressed the call button. It only rang twice before he answered.

"Uncle Ilya, I need a BIG favour," Ruby pleaded.

"Put your location on. I am coming," Ilya responded before hanging up. No other questions followed.

Ruby laughed as she switched on her location and sat next to her sister to wait.

[klilyr]

ima need a fic about shane pole dancing for exercise and ilya walking in and losing his goddamn mind on my desk by Monday. Thanks.

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[klilyr]

the minute anyone comments on my car I now reply,

"its british, practical, good in the snow"

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[klilyr]

Shane and Yuna off during their Very Important Moment.

Ilya: ... so you like the new york times...

David: yes I do...

Ilya: I play the games

David: what number did you get wordle in today?

Ilya: Five! What the fuck is a wafer?

David: yes! Stupid word, impressive you got in five! Did you do connections?

Ilya: don't talk to me about connections. If the category is "ball shaped items", one option should not be ball.

David: oh I agree with you there

Ilya: oh shit they are coming back. We will continue this later...

[klilyr]

password sharing with bestie on Xmas day (or boxing day here in nz)

[punksalmons]

the hospital scene (shane high off his gourd)

[klilyr]

I could honestly watch this scene on repeat for the rest of my life 😭

[klilyr]

Wyatt Hayes microfic 😊

Trigger warning: miscarriage

"Good job, fellas," Wyatt patted his goal posts fondly as he made to leave the rink.

The Centaurs had just played a phenomenal game and Wyatt had gotten a shut out, so his goal posts needed extra praise, of course.

"HAZY!! Celebration drinks at mine and Shane's! Text Lisa!" Ilya shouted as he skated past. Ilya stopped for a moment before he reached the boards and skated back to kiss Wyatt fully on the side of his helmet, "brilliant game bud, I love you!"

Wyatt smiled to himself and tapped his posts one more time before heading the boards himself.

It wasn't like him to turn down a group party but he knew tonight, he would.

Lisa had miscarried a few days ago. No one on the team had even known she was pregnant.

They had been trying for a kid for a year and this was obviously not the outcome either of them were hoping for.

Lisa, being a doctor, had been pragmatic, quoting stats at him about how common miscarriages were and how there was nothing to worry about yet, but he could see how disappointed she was beneath her clinical exterior.

Tonight would just be for them.

He would hold her close, remind her how much he loved her and let her cry in his arms if she wanted to do so. He certainly felt like crying.

He watched his teammates met their families and his heart twisted seeing Bood and Dykstra greet their kids with enthusiasm.

Wyatt was known for his happy demeanor and he hated how much of a face he had to put on tonight when his teammates came up to him to congratulate his for a job well done.

"Babe," Lisa called as she entered the locker room. Most of the others had gone by now and Wyatt couldn't hold it in any longer, his eyes filled with tears.

"Baby," Lisa covered him with her body and he felt her own sob break through her, "you did so well. I'm so proud of you, I love you so much."

"Are you okay?" Wyatt asked.

"Yeah, baby, I got a call today. All the tests came back fine. We can try again soon."

"Okay... okay"

"Ilya said something about a party?"

"Can we just go home? I just want to be with you tonight."

Lisa smiled at him tearily before standing up and extending her hand for him to take.

"Of course we can."

[klilyr]

Just got off the phone with my mum discussing xmas plans. She lives out of town and I was saying I might head home early on Boxing day and if not, i warned her I would be in my room at 7pm to watch the last episode of heated rivalry undisturbed.

Her response? "oh why dont you just put it up on the big screen in the lounge and we will all watch it?? 😀"

UHHHH NO THANKS MUM

[klilyr]

IM COMING TO THE COTTAGE

[icecreamsandwichofficial]

Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."

impeccable reasoning, no notes.

[klilyr]

They both had a plane to catch. The Ottawa Centaurs were due in New York the next day.

Ilya was clutching onto their daughter with big sad puppy dog eyes as Shane sighed.

"Give her to mum"

"No."

"Rosanov, I swear to god. Mum, take Lily, please."

Yuna came forward to extract their daughter from Ilyas arms. Ilya, predictably, started to tear up.

"It's three days, Ilya, we used to go three weeks without seeing each other."

"Is different," Ilya mumbled as he reached forward to give their daughter one last kiss.

Shane nodded, he understood. God it was bad enough leaving Anya, their dog, when they both went on the road but seeing Lily in his mother's arms, aware neither of them would see her for days... well, maybe hockey wasn't the most important thing to him anymore.

Maybe it never had been.

[klilyr]

SEASON TWO!

WYATT HAYES (most excited for this, not gonna lie)

RYAN PRICE (he was mentioned in ep 4 and I screamed!!!)

TROY BARRETT (baby is so lost and Ilyas gonna help)

ILYA BONDING WITH THE HOLLANDERS?? (There better be a Yatzee scene istg)

I LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT 😭