birdthena

I'm Athena (she/her or it/its), trans woman. 30s. lover of math, computer science, birds, and fruits. This is a space of horniness. Minors are unwelcome. DMs welcome from other trans women.

[birdthena]

I guess I should make a better pinned post...

Hi, I'm Athena (she/her/it/its); I like birds and fruit and math.

This is a space of horniness. No minors. No exceptions.

To those of you who have been following me since before my horny-on-main days... I'm sorry? A little.

And to those of you who got here from my "remind prev they're not a bother post"? Hi! You're not a bother and I'm so glad so many of you have told each other that <3

That said, this is a space of horny and kinky. Consider yourself warned. I don't tag my nsfw posts, so you're looking at a lottery of: 25% pretty bird pictures, 10% heartwarming self-love, 65% something kinky or horny. If that's not your jam, no worries! ...but this is probably your cue to head to the exit (which is over there, not even a survey you need to fill on the way out!)

Consent is important. What you will see on this page is a mishmash of many things, and involves various fantasies and kinks. Treat me with respect and do not presume familiarity where none exists.

Feel free to say hi; I won't bite without consent. :3

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

[birdthena]

Clearly you tried to do something to me, but it failed and you had to reload your quicksave. Presumably you tried this multiple times, yet never succeeded.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm way too powerful for you to defeat me. Go ahead and try~

[divineeroticmelody]

HI YOU'RE GOOD AND LOVELY AND WRITE GOOD THINGS AND-- *runs away because talking to people intimidating*

NO YOU’RE GOOD AND LOVELY GET BACK HERR SO I CAN PRAISE YOU PROPERLY

[birdthena]

oh... ok if you insist......

*rolls back cautiously*

[divineeroticmelody]

I love your bird reblog and you have very good taste

Thank you for the nice words

*pats on the head* you may scamper if you wish

[birdthena]

awww thank you!!

[princess-momkisser]

hey yeah I did the BDSM test and it says I'm adorable and you should call me your little princess and kiss my forehead

[divineeroticmelody]

HI YOU'RE GOOD AND LOVELY AND WRITE GOOD THINGS AND-- *runs away because talking to people intimidating*

NO YOU’RE GOOD AND LOVELY GET BACK HERR SO I CAN PRAISE YOU PROPERLY

[birdthena]

oh... ok if you insist......

*rolls back cautiously*

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a knot

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

*louder* I need a knot

[birdthena]

like a garlic knot? those are good...

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[fleshweavers]

do u wanna cuddle in bed in our underwear under the covers so we can press into each other until we're just a warm nebulous shape of skin and blankets. as friends

[girlnamedbug]

please be perverted about me in these trying times

[hungryrockgirl]

*pat pat pat pat* good job defeating that dragon! now just relax and give in to the bliss of so many headpats... *pat pat pat pat*

mrow! curls up into a cute ball

[birdthena]

good cute ball :3

[dykedysphemism]

it’s so fun to be mean to a girl when you know she likes it. you can slap her and laugh when she turns red, she will beg for more. edge her and make fun of her whiney begging to cum. make her cockwarm your strap and not move. shove your fingers into her mouth and down her throat when she’s being too loud. overstimulate her and call her out for being a dumb litte slut, because she loves to be.

[insomniamamma]

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

[miscling]

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

[creature-crow]

*sends a gnome out front as a distraction while Second Gnome sneaks around from the back to avoid your roving cavalry*

gnomes too small to hit me from the back

[birdthena]

gosh dangit :< this crow thinks of everything!

[creature-crow]

that's right im a v smaet birdy w no exploitable weaknesses ^v^

[birdthena]

that doesn't make it sound suspiciously like you have an exploitable weakness I should find at all!

[creature-crow]

*sends a gnome out front as a distraction while Second Gnome sneaks around from the back to avoid your roving cavalry*

gnomes too small to hit me from the back

[birdthena]

gosh dangit :< this crow thinks of everything!

[strawbspassion]

collaring you with a magical collar that gives me total control over everything you do. That’s way too overpowered? Where did I get that? That’s too many questions from a cute pet like you. On your knees and bark, toy. From now on, my word is literal law on your body. Any time you think about disobeying me, all you have to do is slap yourself. Hard. Don’t worry, soon the only thing you’ll be able to think about is how to please me <3

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

actually it's extremely normal to fantasize about kidnapping your friends and keeping them locked in your basement, and the fact that you didn't know that suggests that there's something fundamentally wrong with *you*, actually

[lover-boy-olive]

The person who posted this consents to people going into their asks and detailing how they'd rape them