birdthena

I'm Athena (she/her or it/its), trans woman. 30s. lover of math, computer science, birds, and fruits. This is a space of horniness. Minors are unwelcome. DMs welcome from other trans women.

[birdthena]

I guess I should make a better pinned post...

Hi, I'm Athena (she/her/it/its); I like birds and fruit and math.

This is a space of horniness. No minors. No exceptions.

To those of you who have been following me since before my horny-on-main days... I'm sorry? A little.

Consent is important. What you will see on this page is a mishmash of many things, and involves various fantasies and kinks. Treat me with respect and do not presume familiarity where none exists.

Feel free to say hi; I won't bite without consent. :3

[virtualgirladvance]

cake tier list

icing meta

how many layers is too much

how do i get chocolate guy autism

am i gay test

[virtualgirladvance]

how much carrot in cake before people start asking questions

[birdthena]

I want the carrotest of cakes. "Someone accidentally spilled a little cake on my carrots" type deal.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[softdomsworld]

she needs you to fuck the brat out of her

[swagophile]

me: [in an elevator] Its so fucked ip that they can just make you move up and down like this with machines now. This is honestly crazy. Like remember when people had to use stairs

my friend: mori you've been in an elevator before. also why are you acting like they're a new thing. elevators have existed for more than half a century

me: Ok well i was trying to be cute. Its called being witty

my friend: you are so lucky there are other people in this elevator

me: Why

my friend: because i want to hurt you sexually

me: [doing that face from the gif of the cat going =O like all shocked and surprised] WAAAAAAAAAT?!

[maidthings]

[exerting every fibre of my being to keep a neutral face] floor seven, please.

[natalieironside]

It's fascinating (and infuriating) to live in an age where almost everyone I know is languishing in Dickensian poverty but social media is slap full of professional-managerial computer-touchers who've never known hunger insisting that the economy is fine because their metrics say rich people are still rich.

[natalieironside]

A bad economist and a bad engineer are often bad in the same way; they're both people who, when reality doesn't conform to the model, decide to get mad at reality instead of adjusting the model

[rabbitdyke]

telling a girl she has a cute mouth -> slipping your thumb between her lips and commenting on how wet and soft it is -> seeing how the back of her throat feels on your dick

[grlstlker]

i hope you’re having perverted thoughts about me

[rabbitdyke]

happy pride month get on your knees for me

[cuntykiss]

ⓘ this user needs to be touched inappropriately

[sharkgirldick]

"You're so mean to me!" Uh huh. Take your pants off and bend over the bed.

[abjure-obsolescence]

the masochist with sensory issues really liked when you bit it really hard on the arm, but can you please wipe the spit off now? please? ....why are you looking at it like that?

[abjure-obsolescence]

the masochist with sensory issues promises you can hit her as hard as you want if you'll just get her hair out of her face or she's gonna start freaking out.

[explicitlytranssystem]

I love my masochist with sensory issues

[mossquitoman]

I love mathematicians so much. No one else is doing it like them. Group of people genuinely only in it for love of the game. Everyone else hates their subject and thinks its boring and useless and these guys are out here talking about how beautiful and incredible and poetic it is with a twinkle in their eyes. No other subject has such a crazy disconnect between public perception and reality. I love it.

[default-cube]

reblog to tell prev she's a good girl

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reblog to tell prev she's a good girl

[parakeet]

just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

[crowcryptid]

[awheckery]

from the above-linked ebird.org:

Anis are bizarre, coal-black cuckoos with long floppy tails and unique, curiously tall, flattened bills. Groove-billed occurs in a variety of open and semi-open habitats in tropical lowlands and foothills, typically staying low in shrubs and grasses. Gregarious and not particularly graceful; usually seen crashing around awkwardly in small groups.

oh my god

[roach-works]

groove billed anis are a hilarious cuckoo situation where they ended up laying their eggs in one another’s nests instead of anyone else’s. they hang out together in groups of up to five pairs until a nest gets built (sometimes by committee, sometimes they just hang around hopefully until someone does it all on their own) then they start sneaking over and laying an egg in at a time. the females who lay for the first time will sometimes flip prior eggs out of the nest like ‘oh i KNOW this one isn’t mine! away it goes’ but eventually everyone’s laid a couple eggs in there and is stuck with the mutual hostage situation. then they take turns incubating until all the kids hatch and everyone pitches in on feeding them, because no one knows which of the kids are theirs so they all might as well.

they also like to do a team handshake where they clump up and mutually make a low bubbling noise together, to signal group affiliation. go team!

[keeskiwi]

Also their eggs are incredibly beautiful. They’re a very pretty blue color, but covered by a white chalky outer layer that is easily scratched off, so they end up in various stages of in-between.

(Photo © Henrique_Anizio, shared under CC BY-NC).

[anarchistmemedistro]

[coolishfoolishness]

Or we could just accept that lying is the right thing to do sometimes actually, instead of making weird, backwards loopholes to convince ourselves we're telling the truth

[lilith-hazel-mathematics]