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Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Sade Olutola
#extradirty
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@kllww
I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television
I aint glowed up yet. Im like dimly lit or some shit
this is what my relationship looks like
y’all remember boromir? that wild son of a gun loved
sorry i’m crying he loved
pip and merry and he gave his life for them
Girl: he Me: Dump Him
Can this be the year we finally stop babysitting grown ass men
miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life
one time when I was only a few weeks old my mom tripped on a sidewalk while holding me and without a scrap of gymnastic experience did a full 360 tuck-and-roll somersault landing perfectly back on her feet and i didn’t even get a scratch and anyway all i’m saying is that sort of powerful protective instinct and split second reaction time in a moment of crisis is genetic and inherent so that’s why it’s ok if i use my phone in the bathtub
*wakes up* what the fuck
I laughed til I cried cause this is relatable
feminism is about drinking wine from a box in the Walmart parking lot
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they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine
It's downhill from here.
Last night I dreamt that Channing Tatum nervously presented me with a dress he’d knitted for me. He clenched his (big, work-roughened) hands in anxious fists while I unfolded it.
“You don’t have to wear it,” he said, before I could say anything.
The dress was perfect. It was beautiful. It could turn into a skirt.
“You like it?” Channing Tatum said, smiling crookedly.
The dress had pockets.
#if anyone ever asks me about female fantasy and some of the ways it differs from perceived female fantasy #i am just going to cite this post
Must have reblogged this three times already but not stopping now
It had pockets
