all dummy no thicc

Discount is my favorite flavor 23 yr, Alaskan, Capricorn, she/her, wlw

[troythecatfish]

[dreamertrilogys]

literally die

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

‪All men do is act like they have nothing to lose and ignore your texts to create the illusion that they’re too busy to respond because someone from their past fucked them over which created a void they’re now trying to fill. We’re done entertaining that mess ladies!‬

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

[aqua-regia009]

Stormy landscape by Penry Williams (1855-1885)

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

REMINDER THAT BODY HAIR IS SEXY AND NATURAL NO MATTER WHERE IT IS AND IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU NEED TO SHAVE IT YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF <3

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

REMINDER THAT BODY HAIR IS SEXY AND NATURAL NO MATTER WHERE IT IS AND IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU NEED TO SHAVE IT YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF <3

[fizzlehead]

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a worm because

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

goddammit. i hit post too early

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

no it wouldn't that's nothing

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl. fish

[rumade]

Going through the pile of books to go to charity shops and there’s this amazing kids history one that’s literally like

Give your friend a neolithic burial

[rumade]

Exactly

I’m so glad this post is finally reaching the people it was meant for; weird little kids who liked playing history and death

The book also had instructions for making a paper replica of a mammoth bone/hide hut 🦣 🛖 and I was never allowed to take over the living room and do it

[freenarnian]

Reblog to give your mutuals a neolithic burial 🦴🌼⚱️🗡️

[weltenwellen]

Natalie Díaz, from “Isn't the Air Also a Body, Moving?”, Postcolonial Love Poem

[levitatingfrog-deactivated20240]

Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*

[lesserknownwaifus]

The Mistress from the Superjail! episodes, “Ladies Night” (S01E03) and “Stingstress” (S03E01).

[bugsoupforthesoul]

PSA

[saulwexler]

shamed:(

[forest-sapphic]

[funnytwittertweets]

[andybeckerman]

Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

[lookforanewangle]

(via @to-a-merrier-world )

[escuerzoresucitado]