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i've starved this body right thru to the exorcism - feels good, doesnt it? feels damn good. how careful a tongue can be with a bruised lip at a party how sour karlie kloss

[klossography]

< alexxa >

“Sure. I don’t have anything else to do–I used to love blanket forts as a kid.”

❛ as a kid.  c’mon, you know you still love them.  admit it. ❜

[klossography]

< demi >

“AYEEE!!! That’s something I can for sure do. Best idea someone has given all day. We can talk and stuff, right?”

❛ definitely, if you don’t mind my intense blanket fort focus noises . ❜

[faux-wooden-blinds]

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< smol >

“Ooh, someones cocky, huh? Yes, the living room is now official our territory. We need to get on this fast, K.”

❛ see, i would agree, but we both know cocks aren’t my thing.  c’mon though.  let’s go stage a blanket fort takeover . ❜

[klossography]

i have to get ready to go babysit so i’m gonna leave an actual ooc/intro post here

hi i’m max.  i’m 18.  and this is karlie kloss.  i’m sure you’ve all heard of her.  supermodel.  student.  cookie enthusiast.  

but if you read karlie’s secret on the main you’ll know that being the sunshiney queen of all happiness isn’t coming as easy as it used to, so putting the act on for the cameras might grate on her eventually.

anyway, we should definitely plot (especially if you replied to the starter and i didn’t get to your reply because i was overwhelmed lmao thx anxiety).  because i really wanna write paras and we need to plot to do that. <3

[klossography]

< hipster #1 >

“ i’d have the hipster hair too but now it’s all gone. what’s a hipster diet? does kale count? … hm. no? i wouldn’t say so. the kids have celebrity parents and the blanket closets probably get restocked. then there’s always the tried and true rule of finders keepers. ”

❛ ...i like kale.  a lot.  fight me.  but okay, so we’re going to steal the blankets then ? ❜

[klossography]

< madeline >

“Yeah, I have two dogs, Thumper and Bambi. They’re kind of troublemakers.”

❛ seriously.  bring them . ❜

[klossography]

< selena >

“That’s practically genius. This fort is going to be so amazing, it’ll go down in history, i can feel it.”

❛ of course it’s practically genius.  it was my idea.                  kidding.  anyway, should we just commandeer the living room ? ❜

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< em >

“Offer me food or alcohol and I’m in. Offer me both and it’s heaven.”

❛ i have...some carrots?  if that doesn’t work maybe you can find better food in the kitchen . ❜

[klossography]

< louis >

“you had me at blanket fort, honestly. can we get some marshmallows too, just for the cosiness factor?“

❛ let’s just make s’mores in the microwave and bring them in the fort with us. ❜

[sunshinekarliekloss]

[klossography]

—≡▒▓ imessage ;; princess

karlie: asking for a friend. is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you masturbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?

[klossography]

< demi >

“uhhhh, yeah. i don’t think that i’m going to be doing jello shots?? but i could probably build a fort if you wanted to?”

❛ hm.  maybe you should just prop your feet up and watch me build the fort ? ❜

[klossography]

< extra hipster harry >

“I don’t want to brag but I’m quite the skilled architect at building blanket forts.”

❛ i think i sense some overconfidence . ❜

[sunshinekarliekloss]

[icamestraightfromrome-deactivat]

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< madeline >

“You know, I would, but I really don’t think I can leave my dogs alone for that long.”

❛ did you say DOGS?  what, did you think i would tell you that you can’t bring your dogs into the fort ? ❜