Chloé

~ 25 ~ she/her lesbian ~ header by @amararala ~ my mainblog for ygo, mha, csm, sdv and anything else that gives me brainrot ~

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

Halloween is coming

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

[non-binar-ysunset]

Happy International Museums day to these fine folks:

That guy who manhandled a 500 year old tapestry like it was an IKEA shower curtain

The woman who said “it’s a codpiece, you fool!” at her companion as they looked at another tapestry, on which a central figure is wearing an especially prominent codpiece

The people who’ve asked me if our founder made everything in the collection. yes, all the painting and sculpture and stone masonry and weaving and lacemaking. all made by one person. Sure.

the drunk guy who asked me if the Virgin Mary was the Mona Lisa’s sister

but mostly, happiest of happy international museums day to the visitors (of all ages!) who walk into certain galleries and exclaim “WOW!!!!!” in absolute wonder. Not to be corny, but that makes my job worth doing.

[dearearlyarchaeologists]

Happy International Museums day to -

the woman who opened the second of two drawers of 2000 year old preserved sandals and exclaimed “great, more flip flops”

The lady who’s dead husband broke his tooth on our organ

My mother, who has to physically restrain herself to stop from touching everything

The kid who opened the door and yelled at his friends “come on guys! Lets go to the museum! I haven’t been here before” then shut the door sadly and walked away when they said “the museum? No.”

The woman who’s toddler was crying and she picked them up and went “WOAH IS ME, ITS SO HARD BEING A BABY”

All the people that come in trying to donate their old junk

The poor volunteers I make fill out spreadsheets

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Thoroughly enjoying going through the notes on this post and finding other gems like these! I relayed each of mine with joy in my heart because honestly they make the best tales to tell other people.

And for those who keep saying “we need to pay museum staff more”? We do! Museums are criminally underfunded by the government, so it would be a great help if people bothered their local governments about funding museums properly instead of leaving them to rot and hoping that works out.

[heedra]

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game

[bakwaaas]

God remove me from the strongest soldiers list…. take me off the roster

[rubby7769-deactivated20240813]

Sharing old drawings from last year

I like AIBO's shy expression.😚💜✨️

[millenniumscreampuff]

[shinayashipper]

Lemon

[thatsbelievable]

[arytha]

[ID: A graphic that’s titled: Should You Open the Forbidden Door?

Underneath is a simple flow chart that begins with a clip-art graphic of an old wooden arched door with carved stone surrounds. The chart points to two boxes in succession below.

The first box: That all depends.

The second box: What side of the door are you on? End ID]

[lillie-garden]

You see it's very a complicated issue because. If you tell a trans girl she's trans it might save her life. but if you ever imply a cis guy is trans it might make him uncomfortable. I am very smart.

[avoidcrow]

I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person

[dmbakura]

just found a pic of vegeta and bulma wearing "I'm Bulma fucking Briefs" and "I'm fucking Bulma Briefs" shirts, and immediately thought of Malik and Bakura. Thought I'd share this

here u go

[captainzigo]

sketch i made from work the other day of my sweet and wonderful prickly pear and @thistlehorse ‘s raspberry ripple getting into shenanigans. i do not remember the context

[zoeyhorse]

I also do not remember the context, but I do think that @dapper-lil-arts should watch her step

[dapper-lil-arts]

Huh what

[captainzigo]

[shion-ygoillust]

Leme slowly yeet all my art here

[paxtonisacoolguy]

woag look at them go!!!1 girlfriend chase COMMENSE

[koidial]

haha! they're girlfriend chase!!!!

[chloelouygo]

Guess who's trying to actually use their journal again!

I made a page 2 months ago for the week and just never picked it back up again 😔 here's to hoping I can get through this week of writing every day just like I used to 💜

(Quote is from Rare by Waterparks! It's been in my head for weeks now and I love putting lyrics on my pages so I remember what I was listening to at each point in time)

[aprettypinkangel]

She is the blueprint

[bradbradleyart]