klug hate mail

15167 mods run this blog. They all respond to Klug.

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i send klug worm a toaster thats been exploded to apease him

thanks! this eases the pain my very existence brings me! very warm and cozy in here.

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boy you think you funny but look at ya hairline be looking like the macdondald symble

mother macdonalds’ golden arches are the epitome of freudian design

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Can I pet Klug please.

pLEAs;e !!!!!!! pelalse do...  eheheh ee..... ^///^

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happy happy birthday you klugs *spits cofetti on you its really slimy*

thakns! i’ll put it with the rest of my collelection!

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are klugs crumchy

hello sir!!!!! thank yo so much for your hate mail!!! we will take this into consideratio[mod kluhg is stepped on with a loud crunch]

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Kloog are you doing OK! do you need Some Dirt to eat..... or perhaps...a worm...

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one person runs this blog.

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what if.... klug... bread curtain..............

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bogos binted

bm,,gmknjbb,bbbb............... aaaaaaaaaa *disgusting slimy sobs* 

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fuck

Anything’s possible with my Dark Sword and the power of friendship!

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welcome to the world New Klugs

Mod Kluhg: we thank you!!!!!!! the world is big and we are very small (with the exception of Mom Schlug) but we hope to live up to klug hate mail’s name….. oooooooo whats this? *i crawl into an electrical outlet*

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or else

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*the ground quietly rumbles. they have hatched.*

*you see them. they are crawling out of the dirt. they are slimy. they are squirming. they are 3 little boys.*

Mod Kluhg:

h-hello?!?

Mod Kloog: 

*too busy eating dirt to notice you're there* Mom Schlug:

If I wear this nobody will notice I'm not Klug

The cycle begins again.

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the final klug

hello clownlings, its me, the original klug (mod)

it has gotten to the point where unfortunately this blog has to come to an end!

you’ve probably noticed that the activity here has declined since ive started this blog, & i have to blame going into college for that haha

so instead of staying in this limbo i’ve decided to post this saying that i am no longer updating this blog.

it was a fun ride and i enjoying being your klug host in this circus while it lasted!

ty

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Klug are you okay?

After I put some thought to it, worms aren’t so bad after all.