inside my head

Sup, I'm Carro. I live in Stockholm, Sweden and enjoy life. I was born to live in London so that I can survive on alcohol and sushi. Get to know me, some people say I'm nice.

[biohazerd]

My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me off.

[elasmata]

⚠️ MORNING PEOPLE DO NOT INTERACT! ⚠️

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[olearypoetry]

[blogginglikecrazy]

i literally cant get over this 

[markruffalo]

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

[markruffalo]

Happy Birthday Paul Rudd. Glad you came into this world on this day.

[sickwitchkid]

[ruinedchildhood]

Life lessons courtesy of the Powerpuff Girls

[squidyword]

stfu bubbles ya lil 8 year old ass

[unichrome]

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

[littlebigapple]

Hacked printer error messages

[danghotyaois-blog]

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

[barghestbaby-archive-blog-deact]

here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”

[thoughts-memories]

[yourlife2livelaughandlove]

[andallshallbewell]

[huffpostwomen-deactivated201612]

Happy Birthday, Amy Poehler!

[cattboycas]

[secretsliesfantasies]

Leslie Knope,

would love to have given me this star, and in many ways, she has.

-Amy Poehler, getting her star on hollywood’s walk of fame.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[catsbeaversandducks]