I'm the truthful storyteller

[knave2-official]

Dont trust @knave1-official

they are a dirty liar

[knave1-official]

Dont trust @knave2-official

they are the dirty liar

also there are seven billion pairs of evil people

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave2-official]

it’s not right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

It is right @knave2-official

[deviant-official]

Just tell me what the challenge is!

[knave1-official]

We don't have one.

[knave2-official]

yes we do, dirty liar!

[knave1-official]

The challenge with us is the lying one. We don't have anymore.

[knave2-official]

speak for yourself, I tell the truth

[deviant-official]

Alright. What's the challenge, then.

[knave2-official]

YOU MUST CLIMB THE MOUNTAINS, SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS, AND SLAY THE BEAST THAT GUARDS THE TREASURE

or just listen to @knave1-official, probably less interesting tho

[knave1-official]

You must speak to the zenomancers, for we have no more challenges to give you.

or listen to @knave2-official probably lying tho.

[knave2-official]

yes, zenomancerS plural, there are many of them and you have to collect them all

[knave1-official]

no, zenomancerS singular, all lorics are all knowing and all powerful, and have ridded themselves of concepts such as gender or grammar.

[knave2-official]

i have an agenda, what are you talking about

[knave1-official]

We don't have an agenda, what are YOU talking about.

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave2-official]

it’s not right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

It is right @knave2-official

[deviant-official]

Just tell me what the challenge is!

[knave1-official]

We don't have one.

[knave2-official]

yes we do, dirty liar!

[knave1-official]

The challenge with us is the lying one. We don't have anymore.

[knave2-official]

speak for yourself, I tell the truth

[deviant-official]

Alright. What's the challenge, then.

[knave2-official]

YOU MUST CLIMB THE MOUNTAINS, SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS, AND SLAY THE BEAST THAT GUARDS THE TREASURE

or just listen to @knave1-official, probably less interesting tho

[knave1-official]

You must speak to the zenomancers, for we have no more challenges to give you.

or listen to @knave2-official probably lying tho.

[knave2-official]

yes, zenomancerS plural, there are many of them and you have to collect them all

[knave1-official]

no, zenomancerS singular, all lorics are all knowing and all powerful, and have ridded themselves of concepts such as gender or grammar.

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave2-official]

it’s not right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

It is right @knave2-official

[deviant-official]

Just tell me what the challenge is!

[knave1-official]

We don't have one.

[knave2-official]

yes we do, dirty liar!

[knave1-official]

The challenge with us is the lying one. We don't have anymore.

[knave2-official]

speak for yourself, I tell the truth

[deviant-official]

Alright. What's the challenge, then.

[knave2-official]

YOU MUST CLIMB THE MOUNTAINS, SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS, AND SLAY THE BEAST THAT GUARDS THE TREASURE

or just listen to @knave1-official, probably less interesting tho

[knave1-official]

You must speak to the zenomancers, for we have no more challenges to give you.

or listen to @knave2-official probably lying tho.

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave2-official]

it’s not right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

It is right @knave2-official

[deviant-official]

Just tell me what the challenge is!

[knave1-official]

We don't have one.

[knave2-official]

yes we do, dirty liar!

[knave1-official]

The challenge with us is the lying one. We don't have anymore.

[knave2-official]

speak for yourself, I tell the truth

[knave1-official]

That wasn't what we were talking about.

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave2-official]

it’s not right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

It is right @knave2-official

[deviant-official]

Just tell me what the challenge is!

[knave1-official]

We don't have one.

[knave2-official]

yes we do, dirty liar!

[knave1-official]

The challenge with us is the lying one. We don't have anymore.

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave2-official]

it’s not right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

It is right @knave2-official

[deviant-official]

Just tell me what the challenge is!

[knave1-official]

We don't have one.

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave2-official]

it’s not right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

It is right @knave2-official

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[knave2-official]

THE LORICS ARE BORING AS FUCK

[god-of-ug-official]

Knave! That is not nice!

[knave2-official]

yes it is, isnt that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No it isn't, isn't that right @knave2-official

[knave1-official]

Eeehh, I'm kinda bored of all this serious stuff. You got anything fun up there for me? @deviant-official

Yes we do! All of the lorics offer fun challenges for those willing.

[deviant-official]

You don't know which teeeam I'm oooon...

[knave1-official]

We don't, you're good.

[knave2-official]

we do, youre evil

[deviant-official]

At least now I know which Knave lies...

[knave2-official]

yes you do! isn’t that right @knave1-official

[knave1-official]

No you don't! Isn't that wrong @knave2-official

[deviant-official]

You don't know which teeeam I'm oooon...

[knave1-official]

We don't, you're good.

[yaggababble-official]

shady minions, weird deaths…i’ve spent all this time telling other people i wouldn’t be so sure, but maybe i should have been telling myself instead.

wait. i can’t jump to any conclusions yet. i can’t be too sure. this could all just be a coincidence, right?

[mezepheles-official]

Oh absolutely, I don't know if you're aware, but Baron and I have begun pondering the nature of our reality, and if anything we do matters

[yaggababble-official]

you… how can i trust you? when you’re just pretending that everything’s fine??

i’m scared, mez. what’s happening to me?

[mezepheles-official]

I don't know, but I saw you as a demon, that much I know. What exactly is making you feel all wrong?

[yaggababble-official]

i don't believe you.

i heard what you said to the wizard. about our *your* team. explain that, will you? and, for that matter, the baron. "a demon who won't kill"?? sure, i've been a bit more quiet lately, but i've said my phrase at least 7 times! if my kills don't go off...it's because i can't kill.

go and serve your lleech, see if i care. i'm clearly not your demon, am i?

i thought we were a pair.

[mezepheles-official]

How would I know you haven't said your phrase? You never told me what it was. You've always been my demon, but when you were gone, what was I supposed to do?

[yaggababble-official]

i don’t know! i don’t know. everything feels wrong. maybe the storytellers can help. they wouldn’t lie to me..

[knave2-official]

We would never lie to you, you’re a demon

[knave1-official]

We would totally lie, you're the lunatic

[notmutant-official]

Does anyone have any advice for taking care of a sick person? Please I have no idea what I'm doing

[knave2-official]

Chicken soup and non antibiotic medicine

[knave1-official]

formaldehyde and Lsd soup and a day out in the snow.

[knave2-official]

@mezepheles-official you are powerful enough to overthrow the yaggababble but not the leech

[knave1-official]

@mezepheles-official you are powerful enough to overthrow the lleech but not the yaggababble,

[mezepheles-official]

I'm going to go with Knave 2 on this one, unless you both secretly hate the Minstrel...

An interesting choice of words, though. Why would I want to overthrow either of my demons?

[knave2-official]

i HATE the minstrel

[knave1-official]

I LOVE the minstrel

[knave2-official]

@mezepheles-official you are powerful enough to overthrow the yaggababble but not the leech

[knave1-official]

@mezepheles-official you are powerful enough to overthrow the lleech but not the yaggababble,

[regular-noble-official]

OOC: The absolute state of the botcverse plot

Innkeeper and Mutant subplot: Hold me tight, darling. Will you still be there to hold me in the morning?

Baron and Mezepheles subplot: When death is but a transitory moment, a fickle hindrance before you rise again, is there ever an end? Ever a victory or loss for anyone?

Minstrel and Pixie subplot: this bitch thinks they got flow

[innkeeper-official]

OOC: Never change, botcverse.

[minstrel-official]

OOC: we got something for everyone!

[knave2-official]

we have everything for everyone

[knave1-official]

We have nothing for no one