✞ ☯ ☪ ☮

[peanutbutterandredjam]

[thatbooknerdy]

[abstyle-stars]

MAC MILLER

[beautiful-player]

Found this in a spooky tunnel at an abandoned brick factory

[nitration]

“If you were given a book with the story of your life, would you read the end?”

— (via repaint)

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[johnemulaney]

AND NOW IVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM

[umameva]

the mother called her babies just for me ;;;

[chaifootsteps]

Blessed.

[missanthropologist]

the most blessed, pure thing…

[theslaybymic]

[xxincendiary-deactivated2017030]

Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row

[letmecatchmybreath]

Meh why not 💁🏻

[scotty-bear]

😍

[stunningpicture]

The best picture I have ever taken.

[kneec0al]

You are really sexy! 😍😍 ever think about posting nudes?

No.

[kneec0al]

Let your inner freak out. It's fun

Oh ok

[kneec0al]

You're really pretty hun

Thanks babe

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

[unevaluated]

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!