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amanaci

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

isnt-that-just-fuckin-swell

so I found this

and oh my fuck

gayavatarstyle

Katara: I've done as much as I can for the lightning wound, but it's gonna leave a scar, sorry Zuko

Zuko: eh, what's another scar from a family member amirite lmao

Sokka: ...what?

Zuko: the scar on my eye? did I never tell you guys my father did that?

[Later in Ozai's cell]

humorstar

sagely-n-a-i-v-e

I want you guys to notice how the dog spot is almost completely 100% dry, meaning doggo did not move until the rain had stopped.

I would like you to further notice that the only part of the dog spot that has any water at all is the tail portion, which would seem to indicate doggo picked up his tail at some point to wag it.

Doggo had a fantastic time in this sudden burst of rain.

rslashrats

you know what day it is……….

juneerah

The plots of all core Pokemon games:

Kanto - A child single handedly defeats the Yakuza.

Johto - Oops! The Yakuza are back! Oh, another child single handedly defeats them…

Hoenn - A child single handedly stops environmental destruction caused by a gay couple arguing over how to redecorate.

Sinnoh - A child single handedly stops a misanthropic edgelord from using time and/or space to destroy the universe and remake it in his own image.

Unova 1.0 - A teenager single handedly defeats PETA.

Unova 2.0 - Oops! PETA’s back! Oh, another teenager single handedly defeats them…

Kalos - A teenager single handedly stops a tall, lion man from committing mass genocide.

red-king4

> Headcanon: Baby Khajit are often mistaken for kittens and small cats, so they would accidentally be adopted by loving humans, who soon freak out when the cat fucking talks back.

SO…

‘who ish the cutesht of them all??’

‘I am’

Now that would be a story for the ages.

stormethecat

Fun fact: Every form of feline in the Elder Scrolls series is actually a breed of Khajiit. Apparently what form of Khajiit you’re born as is defined by the cycle of the moons

jkemosabe

OMG WHERE DID THIS CHART COME FROM ITS GREAT I LOVE IT

andauril

Well, not EVERY feline, there are cats who are genuiely cats. However, some khajiit really do resemble housecats. Other resemble tigers. And others resemble mer (bosmer, more specifically.)

TLDR: I love khajiits.

wepon

#what the fuck does this mean like your family can be like furry parents and then you’ve got a catgirl sibling and youre just a fucking tiger (x)

imagine being the oldest child but you’re a fucking housecat

sindri42

The ones that look like ordinary housecats are naturally incredibly gifted with magic. Like, more powerful than Altmer. There are horror stories from people who tried to invade Elsweyr only to discover fireballs raining down on them from the highest branches of the trees, where even Bosmer can’t climb. Those really big ones meanwhile are referred to as “battlecats” and carry other warriors into combat. Every single one of them has at least human level intelligence.

And yeah which one you’re born as depends on the phases of the moons when you’re born, so a family will usually be a random scattering of types. Kind of like how the birthsigns work, except instead of ‘you run a little faster’ or ‘you have a little more magic’ the result is ‘you grow up to be a fucking tiger’.

There are reasons I really want the next elder scrolls game to be set in Elsweyr.

forfuckssakejim

So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didn’t even know what it meant at the time. I even said “I’m Spanish. Not lesbianese”

Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????

And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like “I don’t even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry her” and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.

forfuckssakejim

Y'know…looking back on this, I’m pretty sure my teacher was a lesbian.

oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#zydrate comes in a little glass vial #zydrate anatomy

devilcroc

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

sindri42

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

such-justice-wow

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

prokopetz

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”