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the reason zevran doesn’t show up in awakenings is that he’s too busy annoying people with jobs
Thinking about all of the little clues in Leliana's mother that makes it seem like she was an elf. The favorite flower only being found in the alienage and brecilian forest. Elven songs song at her funeral. her history as a servant who left with her master to another country (wen the occupation ended in Ferelden), all of Lady Cecilie's other servants where elves. How Sera's life with Lady Emmald is similair to Leliana's with Lady Cecilie.
Just all of the little things.
edit: she also doesn't know who her father is
Edit 2: leliana only remembers two things about her mother. What she smelled like (Andraste's Grace), and the song sung at her funeral. She was 4 years old when she died.
Do your main romance choices in Dragon Age follow a certain pattern?
Yes, more specifically all Wardens (Ali/Anders/Blackwall/Dav)
Yes, the first three are the "Chantry boys" (Ali/Seb/Cullen)
Yes, the first three are the "Blonde boys" (Ali/Anders/Cullen)
Yes, they're all elves
Yes, the first three are the "Betrayer Mages" (Morrigan/Anders/Solas)
Yes, they're all mages but not the "Betrayers"
Yes, but a different pattern (lmk if you want)
No
Doing the most popular patterns I could think of in the moment, probably forgot a few though.
Please note I do not think Morrigan is an actual betrayer (but based even if she did), and Ali/Anders/Cullen are the "Blonde Boys" because that's how the fandom categorized them đź«¶
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Dragon Age: Origins (2009) Dragon Age II (2011) Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014) Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)
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Dragon Age: Origins
Dragon Age 2
Dragon Age: Inquisition
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i’m gonna be real i don’t think alistair did or said anything during the period when the warden was unconscious to engender the type of ire and contempt morrigan reserves for him in the sense that he like. snapped at her, or if he did, i don’t think that’s her primary motivator for loathing him. if the warden can’t impregnate morrigan, then i think this is both the period of time when flemeth is telling morrigan her role in the dark ritual/when morrigan is first taking that information in and her first real impression of the person she’s going to have sex with so that she can have a baby. if the warden CAN impregnate morrigan, then she’s gritting her teeth hoping the person who’s unconscious is a better option than this guy who is vulnerable, grieving, and unable to manage any of his emotional responses in a way she finds appropriate, much less appealing. she hates him bc he is, to her, her mother’s plan in human form, the dissolution of her autonomy in human form, and he can’t even suck it up and deal the way she is.
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the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there
Still tied to you
THINGS GASPARD IS WILLING TO DO AND EXCUSE:
ELF RACISM
ELF RACIST HATE CRIMES
GENOCIDE (SPECIFICALLY AGAINST ELVES)
COUPE DE'TATS
MARRYING HIS OWN COUSIN
PRANKING SAID COUSIN VIA APPALLINGLY BLASPHEMOUS HIGH SCHOOL PLAY ABOUT ANDRASTE (FEAT. ELVEN RACISM)
WAR CRIMES WITH PROPER WARNING
THINGS GASPARD IS NOT WILLING TO DO AND EXCUSE:
WAR CRIMES WITHOUT PROPER WARNING
TORTURE
MISOGYNY
HOMOPHOBIA
PREJUDICE AGAINST MAGES
CLASSISM
FORCING HIS COUSIN INTO MARRIAGE WHEN SHE OBVIOUSLY SAID NO
MOST FORMS OF POLITICAL ASSASSINATION AND SUBTERFUGE
LYING
CHEATING
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE MISOGYNY PART.
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Which game is considered the most horny?
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Which game is the horniest?
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I'm intervening with some propaganda because Dragon Age: Origins should be winning
@serjory: #okay sure isabela is in 2 but origins has a plot relevant sex scene#like cmon
@flowersforthemachines: #the only game in which you can have a foursome naturally #also DAO is like the only game that has sex scenes continue after the fade to black #I'm not saying those were super well-done scenes but I think it elevates the overall horniness level #plus it's probably the game with the most ONS potential #like do you people even know you can have sex with that broken up couple in the dalish camp (individually)
@wardentabriis: #you're telling me people are voting for da2 when dao has badly animated orgasms
@gwengoodrich: #look i get why people are voting 2 #but 2’s horniness is consistent with the game’s overall tone #origins’ horniness is more repressed and baked into the worldbuilding #within the first couple hours of the game aeducan and cousland are propositioned and tabris faces explicit sexual violence #then there’s cullen’s creepy crush on a female mage #alistair’s virginity and morrigan’s dark ritual get a lot of focus #and both leliana and zevran talk about how they had to sleep with a bunch of people as part of their jobs #yes isabela is a romance in 2 but you have a three/foursome with her in origins
@cuentaprovisional: #it's definitely origins #apart from the main romance scene you can still fuck your love interest as much as you want #there are also several options for casual sex #Cousland and male Aeducan can hook up with some at the very start of the game #male Aeducan can even have a child from that night #you can have not only a threesome but in the right circumstances A FOURSOME #DA2 is a strong contender but DAO has PLOT RELEVANT SEX!!! #your survival depends on either you or your companion FUCKING #how is that not the horniest game? #DAI and DATV are not contenders in this race. they don't even have brothels!!
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