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There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

beanssssssssss56

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

mechaniaa

denormalizing christian as the default by replacing christlike comparisons with "this is like madoka magica"

official-keyes

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

official-keyes

just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies

umuuru

infectiouspiss

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

infectiouspiss

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

infectiouspiss

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

bundibird

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a comminity label when they dont fucking need one.

justarandomart

Shadow, do you have any idea how funny you are for asking that? Im dying

heartbreakincident

talking to shitty family members during the holidays simulator

finnegeanscake

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

dionysiaproductions

You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"

They're serfing the internet

trans-girl-nausicaa

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

sonbr

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

soup-mother

Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something