[phanyu]

the concept of us being in 2026 and dan and phil are allowed to make jokes about having such loud sex together in their hotel room at vidcon that it would disturb hank green next door. how did we get here.

[infectiouspiss]

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

[infectiouspiss]

2 things i have learned from the notes on this post:

1- so many people think the zodiac killer has been caught already???

2- nobody knows if dan and phil are dating, married, divorced, best friends, enemies, heterosexual, or fictional

[gerardwaysbob]

LIKE WHATTTT

[wotcaneyesay]

happy 16 years to dan and phil 💜

[illmakeuhowell]

♥

[samlickereightyone]

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

[shadowsbrainrot]

the freakishly tall dan and phil always walking together call them the twink towers

[yazihowell]

these were very close to each other in my camera roll and i just noticed and wanted to cry. look at him :(

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Happy BIG day to those who are out, and those who aren’t. Love you all ❤️

[thewidowsends]

hey is there room in this hell? ah damn, what about in the next one?

[degenerusssy]

i love escaping containment and seeing how we’re perceived from the outside

[phillietemple]

i am always, on some level, thinking about phil lester you're a genius

[lizardsmp3]

the dan and phil experience really is being so painfully terribly fond of them at the same time you're absolutely horrified by every word that's coming out of their mouths

[pseudophan]

im in love with you

[diphowell]

i think for april fools dan should come out as a tradwife

[nukihowlter]

taking me out back behind a dumpster and literally beating me to death with baseball bats would've been more merciful than this

[ahappydnp]

how fast the night changes