this is how this post sounds in my head
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this is how this post sounds in my head
This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂
MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?
Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay
MBMaBM Fan: What?
Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast
Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^
take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
we don’t have to fight anymore
“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what
so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
it makes you a fruit.
My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all
every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke
ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy
This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do
How it feels to notice there is a crack in. Everything
How it feels to realize that’s how the light gets in