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[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[knocturnallycat]

😢 this is me today

[flamingpudding]

Danny, the 'twig' Bouncer

The job was just a temporary solution. It was a means to an end. To help him handle his obsession until things were better. Until it was safe to be out again. Until he could roam around freely without fear. Until he no longer needed to lay low or be on the run. Until he could return to being Phantom.

This job helped keep his obsession somewhat sedated. Sure, it was a shady bar, but it beat working out in the open in some other way or becoming a non-ghost vigilante and risking his human persona too.

Besides people tented to underestimate him because he was a 'twig' in their eyes. The bar owner nearly didn't hire him until he easily flipped a human truck over his shoulder and threw the guy out the back door on his interview day.

But again this was just meant to be temporary. He got to fight the trouble makers and protect customers from the rowdy crowd.

At some point, the people even started cheering whenever Danny was on the clock, his coworkers even leaving the heavy hitters to him. It was kind of fun always seeing the sound looks of the big guys that didn't think Danny could throw them out the door with one hand. The owner had said something about getting more customers ever since Danny started working for him.

Danny even recognized regulars now. Tho there was this one guy with a red helmet that gave him a weird feeling. But the guy wasn't making trouble so Danny left him alone.

Besides the Bar Owner always pet his shoulder after he threw someone out. That meant he did a good job right?

Though Danny did wonder how long this temporary job would last.

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Yea his Fenton luck struck again. Danny didn't know faces. The bar was a shady place but neutral zone according to the owner but there was the golden rule of not messing with Joker. Danny had agreed even tho he didn't know who that guy was.

Soo the day came a clown made trouble in the bar and no one else appeared to want to do something. So what did Danny do? His job. He punched the guy, knocked him out and threw him right out the door a little too hard into a brick wall. He might have broken a couple of that clown guys bones. Hello trauma, Freakshow greets you.

The bar was dead silent right after, everyone staring at him like he had just signed a death sentence. The owner had then pushed him out the door and muttered something about sending Danny on vacation and to return in a month if he was still alive by then.

Did that mean he was fired or got a weird kind of promotion?

Why was that guy in a furry suit staring him down now?

Also why was the red helmet regular suddenly trying to hire him for his gang?

Really Danny just wanted a simple job that sedated his obsession, this was not what he expected to happen for a job well done.

[mkarchin713]

Danny: it’s not like I beat up the Joker or anything? I just punched an asshole clown

Red Hood: internal screech of joy

[zylev-blog]

Jason doesn’t understand how this 5”5 teen that looks like a strong breeze could topple him over was able to throw huge men out the door. He had been leaning towards meta with enhanced strength or an alien. He didn’t really care which, it was funny to watch Danny be underestimated. But when he watched Danny body the Joker, something in his screeched to a halt. He had to have that kid work for him. He’d pay him double what he was making here. Triple? Didn’t matter as long as Danny worked for him. He just had to make sure the kid survived long enough. Laying traps for the Joker was child’s play. It didn’t take Danny long to catch onto what he was doing.

Danny: why?

Jason: work for me

Danny: *slightly suspicious* why?

Jason: *not wanting to admit his crush on the twink teen* you beat up the joker.

Danny: it was just a punch, I didn’t mean to break his spine when I slammed him into a wall.

Jason: doesn’t matter. Do you take cash or card?

Danny: why would I work for you? You’re a crime boss.

Jason: and you’re working at the Iceberg Lounge. Which is owned and operated by Penguin.

Danny: and?

Jason: who is a crime boss…

Danny: I’ve really gotta learn all of the rogues of Gotham…

[mkarchin713]

Snippets from when Danny learned about the Rogues

“Wait so Solomon and Waylon aren’t just the gay guys who live in the basement?”

“You mean Crane does more than sell ghost weed?”

“What do you mean Pam’s an eco terrorist, she’s one of Sam’s fri- never mind that makes perfect sense”

[sayatumbles]

Jason takes it upon himself to teach Danny about the Gotham rouge gallery. Danny's met pretty much all of them, actually. You're telling him Harley is a criminal? But she's so sweet- she reminds him of Jazz. Danny even calls her 'Auntie Harley' and she calls him 'her precious baby nephew' as if he couldn't absolutely body her if needed. She once told Pam that they 'needed to keep this one away from Brucie', whatever that meant.

He tells Jason this and Jason agrees wholeheartedly, so Danny decides that he really needs to avoid any "Brucie" he comes across.

Meanwhile, Jason is fighting off his family with a stick. Stay away from Danny! He's mine!

(Jason's siblings won't stop teasing him about his crush on Danny the Twig. Jason denys having a crush like the liar he is.)

[chewbacca]

DO REVENGE (2022) dir. Jennifer Kaytin Robinson

[incorrect-medshow-quotes]

April: have you found jesus?

Jackson: oh my god he’s missing?

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[trini-lover]

Sharing for all the safety items!!

[inner]

Informative. Please share!

[animusrox]

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Merlin: 

Arthur: 

Gwen:

Morgana: 

Gaius: 

Uther: 

Leon: 

Lancelot: 

Gwaine: 

Elyan: 

Percival: 

Kilgharrah:

[april]

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there's also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can't go wrong

[sparkytheandroid]

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

[buffylives]

Kara Danvers & Kate Kane in “Elseworlds, Part 2″

[captainevans]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

[rylandsgrace]

bonus :

[streakofhonest]

Captain Jack Sparrow being a bisexual icon since 2003

When people talk about your portrayal of Jack Sparrow, they generally mention Keith but also point out a certain gay undercurrent.

JD: Well, there was a great book I read … What was it called? Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition. A very interesting book. I wasn’t exactly going for that with the character. And Keith is not flamboyant in his actions. Keith is pretty stealth. But with Jack, it was more that I liked the idea of being ambiguous, of taking this character and making everything a little bit … questionable. Because women were thought to be bad luck on ships. And these pirates would go out for years at a time. So, you know, there is a possibility that one thing might lead to another. [x]

[dearestloveliestdarcy]

[katriniac]

Did I watch this several times?

Yes.

Did I giggle every time?

Also yes.

[shieldmaiden-of-christ]

@paula-of-christ

[tinfoil-catholic]

Thank you. I must also inflict the giggles on others

@dangerously-human

[o-kurwa]

[jordasn]

[magescythe]

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

[icarus-suraki]

May I add?

Touching someone’s face with the back of your hand to see if they have a fever

Stopping to watch animals moving in groups (geese, fish, horses, butterflies, bees)

Helping an elderly person to walk or sit

[xactodreams]

telling stories around a fire

huddling together for warmth when it’s cold

marveling at sunlight through leaves

wonderment at the brightness of a full moon

bringing food to sick or grieving families

[the-wordweaver]

kneading bread dough

digging in soil directly with your hands

laying on a big rock that’s been warmed by the sun

picking a fresh tomato/strawberry/pepper

cutting apple slices in your hand instead of on a cutting board

braiding someone else’s hair

stirring a big pot of homemade stew or soup

[romansroys]

this scene deserved at least 10 emmys