knott's abode!

this is a blog for all the many thoughts of all the many knotts! thank you

[knott-alone-blog]

Kicking off the grand re-opening of Strainface Daily with.. this? What is this? You will never guess where this is from. Who the fuck is this even.. .. who am I? 😅

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Brought to you by Shattaherself Chronicles

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“Hi everyone, I’m playing a song on my tiny piano while I take a tiny poo! It’s a musical piece (of poo), full of thought and giggles and great vibrations.” - Adam Sandler, sharing music from his tiny piano while he takes a tiny poopie.

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Just reblogging some of my early photography.

[kittsman]

The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth.

[ayellowbirds]

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He is a noble knight in days of old!

[iguanamouth]

they are Questing

[call-me-theta]

[knott-alone-blog]

The Sauce is on it's Way

Sorry for complete lack of Fallout content I’ve been tied up with real life (also kinda sick too) I play on the xboxes right now so have no way to fix bugs that find me and make me have to start out back in Vault 111. hence lack of screenshots and so on and also so forth. but I promise delicious images will be arriving soon, well. as soon as I can get them transferred. I’m a ghetto blogger. I use a phone for computing and xbox for amusement n’ such. real life can suck, kiddos.

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Why doesn't it feel like I did a good thing by helping people? Why am I still sick? Why does my life still suck? Who am I? I don't know. Why can't I be George Carlin.

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got to deal with real life. whatever small amount of content I've put out on my blog so far, sorry.... *-*

[tunnelsnakesfool]

Glad your here another settlement needs your help

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I need this horse in my life

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knott's Time Journal

10-24-2287 10:53PM Tonight, is my second night, outside of that creepy vault. Just ate a can o’ poke and beans. I made a friend. His asshole is covered in fur. So is mine, though, so.. can’t judge the poor guy too harshly. I found a nasty old couch behind the truck. Think I’ll sleep on it for the night. Better than dirt, though it ain’t too far from it.

I made another thing, not a friend but a thing. and that thing was a weird hunk of meat I pulled off the shank quarters of an oversized irradiated rodent. It had teeth. Lots and lots of teeth. And teeth under those teeth. AND they looked like human teeth. think, come to think. I have a thing stuck at the back of my mouth. It ain’t meat, babe.

Dog and I are walking to Concord in the monin, molerat molar stuck in my throat, or no, we’re gonna go. Running out of paper.. journal entries gonna have to be few word short from now on. (actually didn’t happen, she hit her head on a sharp rock and had brain damage)

[knott-alone-blog]

This is like. My fourth shit.

[littlemissone-oh-one]

not sure a junkie with a Fat Man is the best idea…

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If I find any stray Fatmen out there in the wasteland, I usually lock that shit up in the castle, for this very purpose. .. mostly because, when my survivor is high on jet, she has a tendency to shoot mini-nukes into the lake and that’s like. dangerous, I’m pretty sure. How can we trust ANYONE else, doing the same damn thing? You can’t, that’s how. That said, I need this.

[staff]

79¢. By some calculations, that’s how much a woman earns for every dollar a man earns. It represents the wage gap.

For some women—women of color, trans women—it’s as low as 43 cents. Maybe worse.

$15.00. That’s the cost of this tote bag that fights the wage gap.

All profits go to UltraViolet, an advocacy group working to expand women’s rights—especially women of color and LGBTQ+ women.

[nerdyfacts]

Nerdy Fact #1533: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was initially going to feature giant aliens called Gorax who lived on the forest moon of Endor. This would’ve explained why the Ewoks were so adept at fighting the large weaponized vehicles of the Empire, as their primitive traps were originally designed to hunt Gorax.

(Source.)

[knott-alone-blog]

I haven't had to use a cane in three weeks. Although, I haven't gone anywhere in that amount of time either. Coincidrnce?

[bombing]

baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen

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but a dark mage can always heal themselves..

.. WITH YOUR BLOOD -cracks whip-

[theawkwarddinosaurs]

Armlegs!?! ARMLEGS!!! #armlegs . . . . . . . . . #dinosaurs #dinosaur #funny #wtf #lmfao #lmao #prehistoric #illustration #allosaurus #triceratops