oxidiert

in love with bread

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

when you open a text just to get rid of the notification 

[addedias]

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[niknak79]

They were supposed to be smiley faces

[durtles]

[wnchanges-deactivated20200302]

[a-wandering-traveler-and-soul]

This hurts my heart and makes me cry tears of joy at the same time. I cannot explain the feeling.

[srsfunny]

[stillhereunfortunately]

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Man what the fuck

[literallysame]

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[klouwnshu]

I almost didn’t turn the sound on.  I almost missed out on the greatest thing I have witnessed all week.

[gifak-net]

[sexyyuglyy]

what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 

[apresheure]

IM GOING TO CRY

[piercedshut]

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

[piercedshut]

OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

[piercedshut]

OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

[piercedshut]

I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

[piercedshut]

OH NO

[snikklebean-deactivated20170721]

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

[ruinedchildhood]

[tittled]

[iamprincessash]

I don’t even care how this happened

[wellbutrinfiend]