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[depsidase]

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[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

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[nudityandnerdery]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[txttletale]

you know what ive turned around on google ai search i think it's kind of awesome to make you scroll through the dedicated Lies and Deceivers section to get to your real answers it adds a sort of mythopoetic arc that search engines have traditionally sorely lacked

[elbiotipo]

I've always said that my user experience could always be improved by the presence of spirits and daemons that haunt the internet. I always wanted to be a techno-shaman who has to negotiate with numinous beings and wander haunted digital realms to get answers, and I'm glad they're giving me this experience.

[swarnpert]

i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth

[wehaveallgotknives]

unrelated to last post but topical: as the child of lawyers, I got one thing drilled into me from age 10: don’t fucken talk to cops. never talk to cops.

[queeranarchism]

Don’t talk to cops about insignificant things, it’s a trick to get you into a talking-mode to gradually work to more sensitive questions.

Don’t talk to workers inside a police station (medics, cleaners, people bringing bitter cold coffee), assume they’re all cops.

If you absolutely must talk to a medic, deliver your essential medical information to them in one sentence and go back to ‘no comment’ after that. Do not get in a conversation.

Don’t accept a lawyer offered by the cops or a lawyer you don’t know. ONLY take the lawyer provided by the activist organization you’re part of and ask to see their ID. Do not believe people who claim they represent the same firm. If in doubt, keep your mouth shut. 

[rojo-ojo]

I've been detained. I've been arrested. I know the instinct when you're around other human beings is to try to relate to them on a human level. I get it, being detained is scary, you're in cuffs, maybe you're in the back of a squad car, or in a van in the event of mass arrest. The first thing you're going to want to do is just... Talk to someone. Anyone. To remember that we're all human here, or to try to win them over.

Don't. Cops aren't people. They aren't your friends, and they aren't there to protect you. They're the bloodhounds of the state. Every comment is a hint, every question has ulterior motives, and they are just trying to pump your for information.

The coffee is a trick, your one call is monitored, they are not your fucking friends. You're an enemy combatant and every single interaction you have with them is a component of an interrogation. Close your mouth, ask for legal counsel, and always remember, cops aren't just allowed to lie to you, it's one of their favorite things to do.

[wehaveallgotknives]

you cannot win a cop over. you cannot befriend a cop. a cop does not see you as a person, they see you as a perpetrator - you should view them the same.

[queeranarchism]

Also be careful about anyone in the same arrest van / cell as you because - cops are known to put undercovers in cells to interrogate the arrested - everything is monitored all the time

Comfort and support your comrades, but do not share personal details or discuss anything that could be used against you.

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[unexplained-events]

The Euthanasia Coaster

The euthanasia roller coaster is a hypothetical euthanasia machine in the form of a roller coaster. In 2010 it was designed and made into a scale model by Julionas Urbonas. It is  engineered to humanely—with elegance and euphoria—take the life of a human being.

It kills its passengers through prolonged cerebral hypoxia. The seven inversions in the ride inflict 10 g on the rider for 60 seconds. Depending on the person and their tolerance to the g force, either the 1st or the 2nd inversion would render them brain dead.

HERE is a short video where Julionas goes into more detail about his art piece.

[lumpyjuice]

[smokiana]

Share for good luck 🍀

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

I.

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Okay, sure, why not?