you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

casey. 27. bi². she/her/he/him. list of sideblogs. mainly a combo of various shows and shitposts at this point. also a decent amount of legend of zelda with occasional food. currently rewatching alexa & katie and playing deltarune ch5!!!!

[finns-gifs]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[knowwheretolook]

nothing better than tequila and fire

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[389]

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[sunotes]

[knowwheretolook]

CAN I PLAN LITERALLY ANYTHING????

[k-simplex]

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[diabloii]

hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

*some kind of generic skinny white guy with curly hair walks past us on the sidewalk* dude.. was that bop dylan

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.