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No rhyme, no reason. She/her

[cosmicretreat]

[gravedangerahead]

[delicate-viscera]

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

[queerliblib]

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

[meeliesaysno]

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

[ksfoxwald]

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

[ithasteeth]

I LOVE LIBRARY

[queerliblib]

WE LOVE LIBRARY USERS

[queerliblib]

if you’re in this situation you can still get a Queer Liberation Library card!!

queer books, for free, for anyone anywhere in the usa. we’ve tried to make it as easy as possible to sign up

[moonshinemagpie]

i would like to add: depending on where you live, your legal name likely needs to be in the library software system, but your library may also have a way of making sure that your preferred name is used at the library. There are many queer, trans, nonbinary, and ally librarians across the country implementing inclusive systems for patrons.

You can ask your local library about this before signing up. If the protocol in place doesn't suit your needs, I recommend emailing the library director. It can often be that simple.

Your help support your local library. You deserve access to its services.

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[doggosource]

[kai-ryo]

Been reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and the cat is called Princess Donut and she talks. And shoots lasers from her eyes. And shes a bitch. I love her best character ever what a diva.

[vivi-mockumentary]

DCC TV SHOW CONCEPTS I'LL DIE DEFENDING

(mostly Donut concepts because of fcking course)

Stream Chat Layout

Everytime Donut mentions something about what the public is saying, we should have a twitch stream chat layout of her in whatever situation she's in. There should be funny easter eggs in the chat. and a lot of meowing.

2. Shining Eyes. ALL. THE. TIME.

Everybody should have flashing eyes from time to time. Specially Donut, she *must* have sparkling eyes. All the time if possible. Obviously maybe not over the top, but it's second nature in the Dungeon, so it MUST happen.

Most of the time, it should be something in the background that isn't really talked about. It's normal for people in the Dungeon. It's not a surprise after the third floor. Everybody has "eye" flashing at least a couple of times per chapter.

3. Pony

Pony should absolutely NOT be CGI'd. it should be a random boy with a goat mask on. like on Chillin Adventures. special kudos if it's a fursuit type of mask that they can operate from the inside to blink and move the mouth.

4. POV Hub

at least 2 times per episode, we should see Carl's Hub. his inventory, the views spiking, some chat he has open and his general chat list. specially when he's doing something like writing to a friend or wtv.

5. Goofy sound effects

I put Scott Pilgrim as an example but it could also be Into the Spiderverse coded. like:

tell me that's not absolutely adorable and so full of personality. i need them. the level ups and achievements specially.

I just want a campy, really really campy tv show. I know some of these are definitely not going to be done, but it'd be nice to have at least the flashing eyes as a running gag.

i really love DCC and i just want for peacock to give it personality and whimsy and to not take away the topics it revolves around. i think the DCC series could become a staple in the book-to-show, if done right.

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[depsidase]

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

[kreature-ofthenight]

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spoonful of peanut butter

[trustworthymedicaladvice]

another way to manage the undying hunger for flesh is to eat 15-20 live crickets. their souls are weaker than most other animals that size but they are easy to get a hold of and have the best flavor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this checks out!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a few people have commented that sometimes heartburn gets mistaken for hunger. I’d never heard that before. If you regularly feel hungry after eating certain types of foods (and adding protein/fat doesn’t help) maybe try chewing an antacid. the digestive tract is dark sorcery basically. an ancient worm coiled in your body whose impish mischief u must appease

[literalnobody]

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

[lazuelazuli]

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[amyourconscience]

[redstonedust]

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

[pluggedinandreadytofall]

[dyingroses]

M*A*S*H + text posts