it'll all be worth it

i go on here occassionally maybe sometimes

[valtsv]

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

[valtsv]

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

[tallgreenlady]

This is apparently the discourse in question?

[0ctaslash-moved]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

of fucking course it was a steven universe critical post

[koalambear]

Sorry fiance, you're 11 inches taller than me, I know we got wedding plans but that's the final straw ://

[blastoisarchive]

[koalambear]

omg

In less than two weeks, I can update my "scientist in training" to full fledged scientist! 😍 so ready to graduate!

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[babyanimalgifs]

[gif87a-com]

[drowningxlessons-deactivated202]

This is surreal

[ninaires]

I love this so much

[parakavka]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[glitterpiggies]

[screencapit]

[foodiest-stims]

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Funfetti Cake Batter Martini 

[lured-deactivated20170602]

This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom door in the next hour ur all complicit in my depression

[capriciousarsonist]

if you drink 10 of these in 10 minutes at exactly midnight you will ascend to a higher plane and speak with both god and the devil then wake up in a waffle house parking lot at 4:20 am with only vague memories and a sense of loss

[50beesinatrenchcoat]

I fucking love how enthusiastic he is

[ruinedchildhood]

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[femputations]

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD