Koala Pancakes

All the doughnuts have names that sounds like prostitutes.

[yrbff]

the only Easter basket I want this year

[secretsquirrel13-deactivated201]

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

“I love you.” “What if I got a bowl cut”

[daniels-gillies]

get to know me meme: [5/5] favorite movies → amadeus (1984)

[beetleborg]

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

[boombeombamtoo]

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

[sillylittleshoteka-deactivated2]

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

[monicgeller]

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

We’re becoming self aware

[aliofbabylon-deactivated2023020]

Wise words from Mr. Flanders

[spongebob]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

what even is this show

[oprahsboobs]

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

[gobblechopstv]

I decided to make some more valentines day cards for you to print and share. 

Check out the batch from 2013.

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[olgashine]

Bill Clinton

[kpfun]

[heckyeahbritish90s-blog]

Bump in the night

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

If you don’t kiss your partner after oral then you a lil bitch.

Mother Teresa (via ridiculouslyproper)

[mysharona1987]

Book store signs.

[softchubbypuppy]

[rincewindsapprentice]

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

Redheads

The entire state of Rhode Island

Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year

Pacific Islanders

Australia

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my friend tells me I need to start dressing more like an adult