Goth Aunt

🌷♉/Ace/22🌷 I'm fucking 22 now, I hate being alive

[fluffygif]

Just storm in a Canada

[catspinach]

[probablybadrpgideas]

That cloaked figure that’s been following your party? Animated cloak, the wizard forgot it at home and it got lonely.

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

op change your url

[ampervadasz]

:D

[septimusprime]

To be totally real I’m so glad someone happened to film that cos otherwise no one would have seen and known his glory

[heartemoij]

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

[headspace-hotel]

I asked my mom, who has a mostly complete master’s in counseling, and she said this

So, take all this as you will

[seafoamplant-deactivated2020072]

Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress. 

[houg-deactivated20210418]

concept: me, spending time with my ULTIMATE ENEMIES. we’re all in the DEATH DOME while i’m CONJURING DARK MAGIC, my SWORD is SHARP and it smells FATAL. It’s BURNING outside and we’re all YELLING, with no REMORSE.

[cheese24k]

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

[weepycat]

i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

[one-of-the-birds]

I remember this video!!! I still can’t believe how fluid his moves are. Even after all this time it blow me away

[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[i-am-the-entertainer]

Nice, but I must remind you of this moment:

[thedragonemperess]

So the Muppets are very gay then

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[curlicuecal]

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

[seraphimalune]

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.

[pseudomantis]

so completely obsessed with everything about these images

[scottandhiskind]

We really can’t have anything

[sweetoothgirl]

Ultimate Layered Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I would pepper spray some of you <3

[gamergoo]

😳😳😳 and then what? 😏

[lordgolden]

I don’t like those TikTok vids that are just people reading tumblr posts why r u spying on us come wallow in the mud like the rest of us

[lordgolden]

It’s like we’re gnawing at the bars of the enclosure and they’re tapping on the glass and throwing peanuts

[bigfootmountain]

[boethiah]

i could play skyrim but then id be playing skyrim :/

[boethiah]

maybe i could play eso but then i’d be playing skyrim -_-

[deathcallsmedaddy]

/: miryks gniyalp eb di neht tub miryks yalp dlouc I

[boethiah]

look at this, played so much skyrim they can only type in reverse now…

[dsxsbx]

BEST SCENE EVER

[bandydear]

Chaotic Good

[legendoftherisingtide]

This scene will forever leave the biggest impression on me

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

Thank you so much. I adore when this crosses my dash.

[jackironsides]

I have watched this clip every time it crosses my dash; probably a few times a year since it was released.

One day I’ll actually watch the film itself.

[friendraichu]

he even saved the fish 😭

[queenofthefaces]

[savastasia]

How are disabled and interracial illegal???

[anarchohellenism]

Interracial marriage was outlawed for the longest time, and disabled people lose government benefits when they get married so they cannot have reassurance that they will continue to LIVE if they get married.

[rxbiteme]

Story time: my mom is white, dad is black. They’ve been together twenty four years, married for twenty three. When my parents were dating they did it on the low TO KEEP MY DAD SAFE.

My mom’s parents said “We don’t care who you love.” At that point she’d only ever brought home white guys. She brought my dad home-her mother called her a nigger lover and damned the relationship as much as possible. Her father grew around his prejudices after I was born but never apologized, just wasn’t a blatant fuck.

The day she introduced my father to her family was the last time she spoke to her mother for over twenty years. When I was getting sick and she called and asked her mother and grandmother if anyone in the family had anything strange happen similar what I was going through they told her “it’s because you married a black man. You made your bed, you lie in it.”

Cops pulled them over all the time and asked my mom IF SHE WAS OKAY AND IF SHE NEEDED HELP BECAUSE MY FATHER-A BLACK MAN-WAS DRIVING A 100 POUND WHITE WOMAN AROUND. HE WAS HARRASSED AND THREATED WITH ARREST.

My father ended up getting into a fight in self defence because some entitled hick decided he didn’t like seeing a black man and white woman in the bar together. Thankfully other patrons helped my father but he still couldn’t go to the er for his injuries. My mom patched him up and they were terrified the cops would take him away.

THEIR BEST FRIEND GOT LICENSED TO MARRY THEM SO THEY COULD ACTUALLY TIE THE KNOT BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WOULD AND CITED JIM CROW ERA LAW AS TO WHY.

When shopping with just me my father wouldn’t hold my hand if there was a group around. Why? I’m far lighter than him and people had stopped and asked him “whose child is that?” Or “little girl where’s your parents?” and were stunned when I grinned and pointed at my dad and proudly proclaimed “my daddy’s right here.” You know where else mixed kids couldn’t hold their parents hands? Apartheid South Africa. We live in fucking FLORIDA.

So yeah. Some history for you.

[kari-izumi]

This post was made in October 2018. The above poster’s parents met in 1994. We were a generation removed from the Civil Rights movement and this was happening.

[marzipanandminutiae]

when my parents got married in 1979, they had to check to make sure they could legally do it at their intended venue

why?

my mom has epilepsy, and in the late 19th-early 20th centuries, several states passed laws banning people with epilepsy- among other disabilities -from marrying

(luckily the state in question had removed the law from the books, but just the fact that it was a concern is appalling)

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

And it’s SO important to remember these things. People on tumblr often somewhat remember life before Hodges v. Obergefell, but many were kids. And that was just 4 years ago. Loving v. Virginia, the case that allowed interracial marriage, was argued in 1967. My mom was 9. She’s a Boomer and I’m a Millennial. This was NOT that long ago. But by not framing it like that, it’s easy for people for whom it’s always been law to not realize how recent it was.