Flavor of the Month Binge

I'm Nick and tumblr can't kill me THAT easily! If you’re reading this, I probably just changed my url. Again. Anyway, multiple fandoms, randomly timed shitposting, far too much swearing, and the occasional music video.

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

Okay yeah no never mind this site definitely isn’t for me anymore. Back to the hole I crawled out of

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

if a werewolf goes into space, how long are they stuck in the wolf form?

[onceiwashere]

loki is just a mage player who wont stop standing in the enemy’s aoe

[onceiwashere]

loki is a mage in your party who afks auto attacking with his staff during boss fights without warning, and seven minutes later he comes back and says “sorry i was sucking dick” in vent but he never actually turned off his microphone and everyone in the raid could hear him microwaving food and having a loud, uncomfortable phone argument in the other room 

[onceiwashere]

thor is the raid leader so he’s functionally unkickable AND has notification privileges 

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[skarchomp]

nobody on tumblr knows how to just enjoy a bad movie it always has to be some secret masterpiece that the critics just don’t understand or some other wild shit

[citizen-zero]

to be fair I don’t think anyone here knows how to enjoy anything

[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[starlightandtears]

…..call it something else

[theponyarchive]

clothes marinade

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

gwen’s already regretting visiting peter

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[spirallingshape]

I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[marrow-bone]

@dovewithscales

[dovewithscales]

Probably just dysentery.

Very good for scrying though.

[wern]

yeah hyperfixation can be inconvenient sometimes but when i’m between hyperfixations life is like meaningless so

[emperor-slavatine-deactivated20]

That sounds like a personal problem

[wern]

…yes? it is?

[emperor-slavatine-deactivated20]

You should get that checked out

[wern]

i did i have adhd…

[hel-lo-there]

[fantasyartfinds]

Art by  yuumei

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[aquilacalvitium]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

[garrus-vakkarian]

what if texas just like……. kept going

[garrus-vakkarian]

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[jkatnayc]

It has been wild lately

[m-agicking]

Based off @incorrect-overwatch-quotations post lol

[ruinedchildhood]