kodalineinlove

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

[itsonlyentertainment]

😂😂😂 yoooo lol

[madamedella]

😭😭

[snorlax-con-tetas-deactivated20]

Leaked footage of the new live action Lion King movie.

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

Ross dies of influenza

[debonair-bear-deactivated201804]

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

[zecurlyone]

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

[zudilio]

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

[iamleslieknope]

This is wild

[victoriousvocabulary]

ABLUTOPHILIA 

[noun] 

an extreme love for baths and showers. 

Etymology: from Latin ablutio (i.e. from abluō,‎ “I wash off, cleanse”, from ab, ‎“from, away from” + luō, “I wash, cleanse”) + Greek philia, “love”.

[Robin Eisenberg]

[writing-prompt-s]

You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

[th4nkyoub3n]

“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[elidaddyy]

What I want

[mickeyandcompany]

You’ll love me at once. The way you did once upon a dream. (from Dell Giant Sleeping Beauty #01, 1959)

[iaintnopapaya]

Disney Princesses as sloths.

[santinope-blog]

but why

[star-shine]

why not

[peterpigmans-deactivated2018120]

s/o to all of us w/ eczema, psoriasis, scars, stretch marks, acne, sores from picking and biting and scratching, discoloration, hyperpigmentation, or any type of skin that's considered "not pretty" we are beautiful

[elsaflake]

The art of Steve Thomspon: Princesses!

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

[woodmeat]

SPIKE LEE LOOK LIKE HE BOUT TO DROP THE HOTTEST CANDY BAR OF 2016

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kodalineinlove]

Hi everyone on tumblr, you may not know me and you won't know the woman pictured. Her name was Sophie and she died two years ago of liver cancer. To the left is a picture of her current graveside. No one deserves to be remembered like that so I am donating money to help remodel my friends gravesite. https://crowdfunding.justgiving.com/Sophiesite Any help or small change would mean all the difference. Thank you!

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[avocado-mami-deactivated2016030]