where am i

aw fuck dude

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[the-big-mood]

(Insta)

[oneheadtoanother]

[bumblebeebats]

My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

[bumblebeebats]

Nay, verily... I have noted the position of the stars, and determined rather that The Beast Hungers... for her nightly plate of wet food

[bumblebeebats]

@calamitytrios @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey The people have spoken

Behold, The Beast

[gemthegerm]

calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever

[hollowboobtheory]

I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

[hollowboobtheory]

like yes actually there is a conversation to be had about how a characters actions are framed and how they thematically fit with the rest of the story and it can in fact reflect the author's beliefs. some authors are even trying to make a point

[hollowboobtheory]

not all depiction is glorification but sometimes it is and you need to be able to tell the difference. not because your immortal soul will be tainted by reading The Bad One, but because you need to have reading comprehension skills

[hollowboobtheory]

peer reviewed

[hollowboobtheory]

[cannibalchicken]

[depsidase]

[autotuneangel2000moved-deactiva]

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[qiyra]

[misogynistcatgirl]

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

[misogynistcatgirl]

remember what they took from you

[sarcasticmudkip]

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

[sarcasticmudkip]

like you all cannot even be prePARED

[sarcasticmudkip]

like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that

[sarcasticmudkip]

you cannot even undersTAND

[sarcasticmudkip]

I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect

[sarcasticmudkip]

Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy

[sarcasticmudkip]

literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.

[sarcasticmudkip]

are you ready. are you even ready

[sarcasticmudkip]

[wizard-email]

absolutely shaped

[tlirsgender]

I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

[tlirsgender]

I really believe that sheep have achieved a level of empty-headedness rarely found in mammals. A sheep's thought processes seem more in line with that of a jellyfish than most other ungulates. Absolutely nothing going on behind their cute little eyes. Maybe the most domesticated an animal has ever been

[tlirsgender]

It's just fluff all the way down. I'm on the verge of tears

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[cosmicretreat]

[cosed]

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