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Intro post!!

(see, i can make letters look cool:3)

Hi! My name is Nathan, but you can give me a nickname if you want:] (as long as it isn't hurtful)

I don't post on tumblr too often, usually just reblogs or nothing at all:/

My fandoms!:

Les mis!

Portal 1 and 2!

Gorillaz!

The Beatles!

The goes wrong show! (Love slightly obscure british television<3)

Uh yeah thats about it:] have a great day and a garry crimble:3

#gorillaz #the goes wrong show #the beatles #portal 2 #portal #les mis

i have a maths exam tomorrow. i should go to sleep.

but i really really want to watch the abyss. or give my regards to broad street. or star wars episode 2. or silent running. or-

#paul mccartney #give my regards to broad street #the abyss #star wars #attack of the clones #silent running

nimabe321

Bahahhahahahha: I love this clip of Paul “dancing” at a Jimmy Buffett tribute concert a couple years ago 😆🫶

Literally makes me smile, like: get some, Macca!

#darling #thats my husband #why is this so lovely #i do adore him #paul mccartney

hes crazy, hes going through pressure induced psychosis, hes a professionaly trained killer, hes trying to wage nuclear war on an alien species, hes trying to kill people, he sucks so so much but hes also my pathetic little meow meow so of course i need to imagine a world where his psychosis is relieved and i can tend to his wounds and he gets to not be damp and cold and shaking and also he doesnt die by being imploded in a submarine, no he lives actually so screw you guys, i can totally fix him, trust me

#holy moly a The Abyss reference???#yeah thats right #i also now have a new character i can add to my list of Guys That I Enjoy #the abyss #lt. coffey #hiram coffey

king-of-the-birds

Recording McCartney II

In 1979, I had the chance to meet Paul McCartney in his „Spirit Of Ranachan Studio“ in Campbeltown, Scotland, where he was working on his album „McCartney II“. He was very welcoming – he answered all my questions, played me some new demo tracks, showed me his instrument collection and told me how to operate a 16-track recording machine. I was very punk-influenced in those days and we had a little session in which I played his Mellotron with some prerecorded taped voice loops: „Hi George, morning Terry“, he used for the track „Check My Machine“.

- Genetic drugs

#the second drumming photo really reminds me of coffey from the abyss #maybe im just going crazy over that movie #yeah thats it #paul mccartney

sgtpeppers

Paul McCartney interviewed on Music Box in 1986 (x)

#awwww <3 #paul mccartney #boyfriend<3

lamarque est mort 🕺🕺✨️✨️

#disco enjolras #les mis

gingersnapwolves

it's fun when you rewatch a movie that you watched a bunch of times when you were young, only to realize the version you had was some director's cut or extended edition and the theatrical version didn't even HAVE the part where the deep sea aliens threatened to kill all of humanity with tsunamis if we didn't stop threatening each other with nuclear war. which was kind of, if I recall correctly from when I was 15, the point of the entire movie.

#WHAT.#sorry guys omw to rewatch the abyss #for this and because i care far too much about coffey.#like hes the main villain and going through psycosis but i can fix him #platonicallly btw #i hate him so much but like affectionately #hes like a friend i worry about #if that makes sense #the abyss

bbrothertedd

cinephilebrat

The Abyss (1989)

Directed by James Cameron

A civilian oil rig crew is recruited to conduct a search and rescue effort when a nuclear submarine mysteriously sinks. One diver soon finds himself on a spectacular odyssey 25,000 feet below the ocean's surface where he confronts a mysterious force that has the power to change the world or destroy it.

the-fag-four

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.

Icon.

lesmiserableslove

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

histry-buff-deactivated20170618

Hey quick question what the fuck

urulokid

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

butchious

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

is-the-post-reliable

RATING: 🟨 MOSTLY RELIABLE 🟨

Many articles make similar claims to those above. However, much of this information circulates without a clear source, and I have struggled to find reputable/high level sources for some of this information. Therefore, keep in mind that some of this may be exaggerated or potentially unreliable.

Obviously, I cannot account for the sexual of history of every human who has ever lived, but evidence does suggest that Victor Hugo had a… lively sex life.

From Medium: ‘Sex was so involved in Hugo’s daily life that one biographer wrote the following while describing a typical day in Hugo’s life:

“It was not unusual for him to make love to a young prostitute in the morning, an actress before lunch, a courtesan as an aperitif, and then join the also indefatigable Juliette for a night of sex.”

[…] Hugo claimed that on the wedding night, he and his wife had sex nine times.’

His encoded sex diary is referenced on Wikipedia, but when I found an English translation of the source, I couldn’t find where in it they were sourcing.

From Wikipedia: ‘He systematically reported his casual affairs using his own code, as Samuel Pepys did, to make sure they would remain secret.’

The source is listed as: 'Hugo, Victor, Choses vues 1870–1885, p. 529, ISBN 2070361411, pp. 371, 521 (n. 1).’

I’ve found Choses Vues here in the original French and here translated into English. If anyone can find anything in here about the encoded sex diary, please let me know!

His 'official mistress’ is likely in reference to Juliette Drouet.

From EBSCO: 'Since 1833, Hugo had maintained a liaison with a beautiful female actor, Juliette Drouet, who for twelve years followed a cloistered existence relieved only by six-week summer holidays with her lover.’

His 'unofficial mistress’ is likely in reference to Léonie d’Aunet Biard.

From The Common Reader: 'Overlapping was a seven-year affair with travel writer and Arctic explorer Léonie d’Aunet Biard, whose husband finally brought a police officer to the Paris hotel and caught them in flagrante.’

I have found articles that circulate the '200’ claim, but none that give a source for the information.

From Medium: 'Not only that but he bedded 200 women in this hotel in just two years.’

The claim that brothels were closed on the day of his funeral is again circulated frequently without claim. The only sourced part of the claim I can find is a second hand report that sex workers had 'draped their gentials in black crepe’.

From The Guardian: ’[…] when Hugo died the brothels of Paris closed down for a day of mourning, allowing all the city’s sex workers to pay their last respects to a loyal client. Literary critic Edmond de Goncourt claimed a police officer told him that sex workers even draped their genitals in black crepe as a mark of respect.’

And an estimated 2 million people attended his funeral procession.

From Funeral Conflicts in Nineteenth-Century France: 'Two million people came to see Hugo’s body lying in state at the Arc de Triomphe’

He’s now been dead for 141 years, although 133 was correct at the time of posting. How slutty those years are… I couldn’t say.

#i wrote a page on this man during english when i was 12.#oh my god.