I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnāt get me one because they were ātoo violent and also ate peopleā :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATāS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITāS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say āEXTREME CHOMPINā ā in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUāRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itās still there! hopefully I didnāt destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenāt put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereās more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iād give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itās come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatās very cash money of her.
itās been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatās just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
@dangerghost20
