Plus Many Great Circus Acts

Twitter: @koi_ms Misanthrope turned teacher turned social justice activist. Ask me how!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that “spaghetti” is actually the plural form of the word. An individual strand is referred to as a “spaghetto” (x)

[koi-ms]

Spaghetti...oh.

[yesemberposts]

Any tips on sucking dick?

[stevenscrivello]

Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius…   played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

Yes, that ACME.

Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

ROBOT MONSTER

AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

Fucking plus

Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

[ithelpstodream]

[thedreamingwood-deactivated2020]

*DING DING DING* yep

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

REALLY GOOD

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[fullmarx]

PSA: the main reason that Britain never had a European-style mass fascist movement in the 1930s is because socialists, Jews, trade unionists, black folk and queer people physically dismantled the Blackshirt movement in its infancy by disrupting meetings, toppling stages and assaulting prominent fascists. This meant it never reached critical mass as a street gang capable of controlling public space and providing a pole of attraction for white, working-class youth - a fundamental precondition for the exercise of political power independent of the state by fascist Parties.

[cryingleo]

my maternal grandfather grew up in a south london working class jewish community and has told me so many stories about this! <3

[offbeatteacher]

In teaching “You can’t do the Bloom stuff until you take care of the Maslow stuff” - Alan E. Beck “The sad part is that every educator looking at this meme will immediately understand its meaning and extreme relevance, while the non-educators who have been making the educational decisions in this country for the last 40+ years will have no idea what it’s about.”  - Fred Barlam

[mamafox18]

Re logging again because yes.

[trustmeimageographer]

Can I just say like… I’m not American so I can’t really know what it’s like out there right now, but I am really proud of you guys. Like, Trump - a man known to have sexually assaulted multiple women - is elected, so the women of your country not only turn out in their millions but they inspire women around the world to do the same in solidarity. He preaches anti-intellectualism, so your scientists host database hacking and saving days to preserve data. He bans government agencies from speaking the truth, so they create rogue social media accounts that spread facts even at the risk of their jobs. He brings in racist immigration bans, causing chaos in airports and huge uncertainties in the lives of real, innocent people, so protesters swarm to the airports, lawyers work pro bono round the clock to get people into the country, and people mobilise to destroy him in the high court in a day. I know this is awful and it sucks and it’s only been one freaking week, but you guys are doing amazing right now and I am so moved and so proud. It’s gonna be tough and everyone will have to pick their battles and just keep fighting and pushing, and this isn’t how it should be but at least we know there are people with the guts and the gumption to do what they can. You guys are the sand in the gears.

[madenthusiasms]

Thank you. If you want to understand America, you have to be able to imagine 400 cats in a moose costume. Most of the time it looks like an incoherent twitching mass as the cats inside hiss and scratch each other over things that only matter to those inside that one part of the costume.

Then something really big happens, something that catches the attention of all the cats, and suddenly instead of a twitching flat lump, you’re facing an fully grown, fully coordinated, VERY angry moose.

The administration thought it would be herding cats. Instead, it’s facing a charging moose.

[pharmdup]

Ok that’s hilarious

[trustmeimageographer]

Be the moose guys. Be the freaking moose

[volcainist]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE ENDING 2016 SINGLE

[did-you-know]

National Geographic selected Avery Jackson, a 9-year-old transgender girl, to be on the cover of their January 2017 issue. They also created an accompanying documentary dedicated to examining gender as a spectrum and exploring how traditional gender roles play out around the world. Source Source 2

[memewhore]

[ahshmeeeee-in-wonderland]

“I’m as professionally developed as I’m gonna get” 😂😂

[general-anxiety]

“ESL….deaf…bipolar schizophrenia…hey, wait! I ain’t Jesus!” My liiiife.

[koi-ms]

FML

[mcdamnright]

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.” So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

Then I was like “No.”

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

[fiyhi]

but shit it was 99 cents

[ruinedchildhood]

[slightlyoddbutcharming]

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

[nerdfaceangst]

It’s always wild when people are amazed by proper Ukulele playing because what they consider “good” is whatever mainlanders are attempting to play while asserting some “quirky” vibe. Ukulele has become trendy on the mainland and people are amazed by what we consider BASIC skills and boring same chord repetition over and over. PLUS malihini don’t even pronounce the name right (what the fuck is a yuu-kuu-lay-lee hahaha).

Here in Hawaiʻi we are busting it out (like these killer wahines) every day in ways you can’t even imagine. Half my nā hoahānau play like this!

We stay laughing. These wahines choke deadly.

[this-ones-optimistic]

This must be what surf rock guitarists were trying to emulate in the 60’s. It’s so fucking good.

[solarcat]

Reblog if you Remember

[kat8porgs]

hahahahaha

[snorlaxadaisical-deactivated202]

If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands 👏👏

If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands 👏👏

If you’re having trouble sleeping and you really feel like weeping cause you can’t stop fucking thinking clap your hands 👏👏

[naturepunk]

Holy shit I found my new theme song.