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someone teach me how to krp again. lmfao
“All the same, best to keep your eyes open.”
SEAHIA
“I hit my head, I didn’t fall off the roof or some shit like that. Although I’m pretty sure I’ve done that a couple of times --- anyway, it ain’t that bad. Relax a little, would you? Before I start calling you mom.” He lets out an annoyed groan, rubbing the back of his head, listening to her advice regardless of his own remarks. “Just because I close my eyes, don’t mean I’m gonna’ slip into some sort of brain dead state. Relax.”
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"That doesn't even look safe at all, stop!" (thanks for the follow :o)
DAHYUN
“Don’t be such a buzzkill, tofu cheeks. I can guarantee you that this is at least seventy percent safe.” He adds, shooting her his infamous grin. “I mean, haven’t you ever wanted to see a glow stick blow up? Imagine how epic it’ll be. Splattered all over the walls --- or in this case, microwave.”
’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’
MINA
“And I hate it when you use the annoyingly cute Cheer Up dance against me when I say no, so ain’t karma just lovely?” He lets out another exhausted sigh, muting the radio which was yet again playing Twice’s infamous song. However, there was something he used to fight back --- and it was his Stitch imitation, which he managed to pull of unusually well.
chrvstn:
“ I can’t believe you were actually serious about something like that! ”
“You see this look on my face? I’m dead serious. I was forced to put on the disgustingly glittery tutu and everything for Halloween.”
’ Did you catch fire again? ’
SEOLHYUN
“I think you meant to say, ‘Why do you look so hot again today?’ Right?” His annoying confident grin returns to his face as he shoots a cheeky wink at the female idol before proceeding to flick his cigarette onto the ground, putting it out with the heel of his shoe before returning to face the other. “You gotta’ stop being so dramatic. Just because I smoke a lot doesn’t mean I’m dumb enough to burn myself with the damn lighter --- again...”
“You should have brought a map!”
SUGA
“No shit, what’d you think this is for?” The male waves his phone in front of the other’s face before fixating his eyes back onto the screen, focusing on the GPS in front of him in order to figure out where the hell they had landed themselves in the first place. “I don’t know why you’re nagging me, you’re equally as responsible for this fuck up. You should’ve brought a map if you were that smart --- anyway, if we backtrack we can make it back to civilization in twenty minutes top. Now say thank you for saving the day.”
’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’
CHAEYOUNG
“Wouldn’t you just be dead? I hope you weren’t hoping to hear something deep or any of that meaningful shit coming from me.” He lets out an exhausted sigh, taking another swig of his beer before looking back at the female idol. “Everyone got memories to look back on. The shitty ones. The good ones. Unless you’ve knocked your brain straight outta’ your skull that you get memory loss --- not even then. There are some memories you just can’t forget. Some just etched into your brain. Everyone got somethin’.”
“Why are they all staring at us?”
ROSE
“Probably because they’re amazed by my unbeatable looks and charms. People can’t help but be drawn to me.” He states nonchalantly with a shrug, continuing to walk by as he ignores the stares of the onlookers before glancing back at the female, shooting a playful wink in her direction. “Or maybe it’s because of the fact that you’re YG’s new money maker. I feel like the first option’s much more realtistic though.”
“Can you make me taller?”
NYX
“You’re kidding me, right?” The expression on the male’s face is a mixture of disbelief as well as utter amusement. He looks over the small frame of his female friend once again before letting out a loud laughter of amusement to the point where he finally needs to catch his breath. “That was a good one. Freakin’ good one, Nyx. You? Taller? Listen, I’m rich but I ain’t no all powerful god. I can’t do the impossible. Not even milk will save your height now. I think you’re destined to live your life being smaller than everyone else.”
“Are you all right? You look awful.”
CHAEYOUNG
The boy feigns an innocently blank facial expression when the young girl makes a remark of his current apperance. In hindsight the reason he looked so god damn awful to begin with was because of the fact that he was still hungover from his little adventure the evening prior. The result of a bit too much alcohol, unfortunately. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I look as good as ever.” He states with a shrug. “You however, I can’t say the same for. I think you need another beauty nap.” He mocks the other, shooting a playful wink in her direction.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe {Sentence Starters}
“Are you all right? You look awful.”
“We could play hide and seek?”
“Oh, don’t waste my time with flattery!”
“I’m a little disappointed in you.”
“Why are they all staring at us?”
“You know, that doesn’t really rhyme.”
“I’m not as young as I once was.”
“Can you make me taller?”
“All the same, best to keep your eyes open.”
“What do they teach in schools these days?”
“When are you gonna learn to do as you’re told?”
“You’ve been sneaking second helpings, haven’t you?”
“I’m not who you all think I am.”
“Not to seem rude, but I wasn’t actually talking to you.”
“Be still, stranger, or you’ll never move again!”
“You’re not going to kill me?”
“Maybe they think you look funny.”
“I’m just trying to be realistic!”
“You can’t have done anything that bad.”
“Numbers do not win a battle.”
“Why can’t you think about anyone but yourself?”
“You could have got us killed!”
“It’s the world, dear. Did you expect it to be small?”
“How do I know your promise will be kept?”
“How would it be if you came and had tea with me?”
“You should have brought a map!”
“That’s a valuable bit of information, don’t you think?”
◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
’ Why are you all wet? ‘
’ Aloha! ’
’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘
’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’
’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’
’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’
’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’
’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’
’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’
’ No more caffeine for you. ’
’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘
’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’
’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’
’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’
’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’
’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’
’ I didn’t teach him that. ’
’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’
’ Leave my mother out of this. ’
’ You are such a pain. ’
’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’
’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’
’ I’m lost. ’
’ Don’t interact with her. ’
’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’
’ Why do you act so weird? ’
’ You look familiar. ’
’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’
’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’
’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’
’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’
’ I hear you cry at night. ’
’ Do you dream about them? ’
’ You came back. ’
’ Nobody gets left behind. ’
’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. '
’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’
’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’
’ Are you.. happy? ’
’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’
’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’
‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’
’ We’d raise you to be good. ’
’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’
’ I read her diary. ’
’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’
’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’
’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’
’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’
’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’
’ Stupid head. ’
’ Did you catch fire again? ’
’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’
’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’
’ Do you want to be taken away? ’
’ You’re just jealous 'cause I’m pretty! ’
’ My friends need to be punished. ’
’ Heard you lost your job. ’
’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. '
‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’
’ He’s very persuasive. '
’ I know you had something to do with this. ’
’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’
’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’
’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’
’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’
’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’
’ This is low even for you! ’
’ You are all mine. ’
’ You know I have no choice. ’
‘ Please don’t do this. ’
’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’
’ She needs me. ’
’ Leave me alone to die. ’
’ What is that monstrosity? ’
’ Does this look infected to you? ’
’ You’d better not have rabies. ’
’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’
’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’
’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’
’ It has no place among us. ’