ASK ME QUESTIONS LOSERS!!!!!

an ask blog made courtesy of MOI. my loyal fans should be grateful for this illustrious occasion because i don't indulge you lot often

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hope all the fools on this website had a special day, especially me, the Fool of Fools, who discovered from a goddamn tumblr post that i was conceived on April 1st

[crystaltoa]

Happy anniversary to the best joke your parents ever made!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

take me away boys

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[desirient]

they have to wait until a lot of clowns die and then they shove them all into a coffin

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alternatively!

[xphilosoraptorx]

Talk about a killing joke

[chimaeroid]

Just had to fit that last one in there, didn’t you?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a terrible accident, if only the other driver had heard the honking…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see folks this is what happens when you clown around with traffic laws :(

[kokichioumaasks]

in honour (trust me im honoured) of the huge kerfuckery of pokemon recently ive decided as your great and superior leader to trademark mimikyu anybody with a mimikyu MUST adhere to ME and me alone if i don't get royalty checks every month for every second anybody had said the name or even thought of it i will personally send my swat team right at you

[kokichioumaasks]

wowza imagine being a dr fan?!?!!?!?!? in 2022!?!???! thats so sad you must feel like an idiot

[kokichioumaasks]

hes such a prissy pants little fuckwad <3333 i hate him more than i hate my life because im an edgey baby uwu owo and also a skrunkler that must be powotected

[hoshiumiumi]

for butter's dtiys in insta ^_^

[kokichioumaasks]

if that robo bitch n i ever got to meet shell not only hate me and tell me to meet her incinerator shell also break down and malfuncyion because of my raw, unadulterated sexiness

[strawberri-draws]

roles reversed

[strawberri-draws]

salmon mode <33

[kokichioumaasks]

*infects the entire water supply system with your corpse and causes a cholera outbreak that kills thousands*

[bunnbiits]

Click/tap for better quality

[kokichioumaasks]

since i have a bigger platform now because im sexy !!!!!!!!!!!! im relaunching the ASK KOKICHI OUMA because im sexy !!! now you losers ask me questions and ill be answerin them with a doodle or a drawing because AGAIN i am quite sexy

[sobashuu]

A Case of Two Worlds (2/2 - Part 1)

[sobashuu]

??? (1/2 - 2nd part will be linked when posted)

[kokichioumaasks]

WHAT DO U WANT EH????? U WANNA FIGHT ME THEN SQAURE UP AND FIST UO GOT IT FUCK POSTING DAILY POST DAILY MY BALLS 

[kokichioumaasks]

o em giiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 girl listen to this juciy gossip!!!!!! i the great kokichi ouma have nother post for you losers so appreciatew it like the followers yoy are

[kokichioumaasks]

o em giiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 girl listen to this juciy gossip!!!!!! i the great kokichi ouma have nother post for you losers so appreciatew it like the followers yoy are

[kokichioumaasks]

i am so not sorry for not posting here i actually hate all of you n DO have a life ither than spending it chasing internet clout