that girl bites like a wolf

I believe there is another world waiting for us. A better world. And I'll be waiting for you there

[best-of-memes]

[saintsideways]

this one’s a keeper

[1-800-i-love-you]

I have queued this since June 19th

[aggravatedvincevaughn]

Me as a husband

[thatsthat24]

[pepsiguy420-deactivated20221209]

[sci-fi-gifs]

Spaceballs (1987) dir. Mel Brooks

[romelle-moved]

what if we were sparring and your shirt was clinging to your body with sweat and your eyes were really intense and that got me distracted enough for you to pin me to the ground and sit on top of me? and maybe you were breathing all heavy and gave me a smug little smirk while saying “i win” and then i went “are you sure?” and grabbed you by the collar to pull you in for a kiss? and perhaps once we separated i said “because i think i’m the real winner here.” with our foreheads still pressed together? i think that’d be kinda cool idk!

[bob-belcher]

[ruinedchildhood]

Rose kept me up all night. / Oh, why? / She was afraid of the storm. / So what did you do? I told her to get the hell out of my room.

[jonquil]

[oopsprompts]

“You know, you can solve your problems without violence.”

“OK, but consider: I’m really, really good at violence.”

[misskathgifs]

Katherine’s best moments: [36/?]

[lukasewaldenbeck-blog]

And I’ve been here most nights.

[romelle-moved]

what if we were sparring and your shirt was clinging to your body with sweat and your eyes were really intense and that got me distracted enough for you to pin me to the ground and sit on top of me? and maybe you were breathing all heavy and gave me a smug little smirk while saying “i win” and then i went “are you sure?” and grabbed you by the collar to pull you in for a kiss? and perhaps once we separated i said “because i think i’m the real winner here.” with our foreheads still pressed together? i think that’d be kinda cool idk!

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

just drove a guy home from a bar and for the whole 15 minutes he talked about how excited he was to see his wife

[wynnesdjfhsjfhskdjfhsk-deactiva]

*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[lauren-eliza-weirdo]

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[wyattwesleywriting]

I hope reincarnation is real, because one lifetime with you could never be enough.

KJS // Excerpt from the book I’ll never write #120 (via wyattwesleywriting)