[chainsawheaven]

[spamton]

reblog to pass the blunt to whoever you reblogged this from

[aberrantceramics]

The Anomalocaris formerly known as Poor Little Greenie

[hellboundheart]

ur in his dms im chasing him with a knife

[satelliteduster]

im girlcrazy im boycrazy im just crazy. ya feel me

[numahachi]

[numahachi]

[scumfuckus]

[grox]

When a woman sells tamales-- You listen!

[fuyupersimmons]

man this one is so much better than the first

[amusementforme]

[badassdemonsword]

[4waystreet]

[chestnutroan]

finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

advice from my mom: "if you have pets and ever want to leave an event just say you need to check on your pets"

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

yes i've heard this one works too, also if you aren't having fun hanging out with your colleague you can always play music and kill him with an axe

[hidingoutbackstage]

If Dream SMP has 1 million haters, I am one of them If Dream SMP has 1 thousand haters, I am one of them If Dream SMP has 10 haters, I am one of them If Dream SMP has 1 hater, that is me If Dream SMP has no haters, I m no longer on this earth

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A TRUE DREAM SMP ANTI ❤️❤️

[flurifan]

ur alignment based on how u rinse after brushing ur teeth