Kol's Keep

Weirdo, he/him, mid 20s

[angelofthursdayl1100]

[cathartidae]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[cathartidae]

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

[sin-aestheticx]

dick from a nerd that looks at you like you're the most precious thing in the world

[pink-doll-lips]

[politijohn]

[undeadentropy]

Friendly reminder he is no longer under trump protection and isnt using his son as a bullet shield anymore. Great time to become a hero that history will immortalize if you happen to be in the area :)

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[mindlessbimbo]

the struggle of having gender role/breeding kinks online and looking at ur notes sometimes

[sillysporeworld-deactivated2025]

lol

Why can’t it be both?

[mindlessbimbo]

Because women are not intrinsically inferior to men. 🥰 That's just a you problem.

Hope this helps! 💖

[lefthandminion]

You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me

Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning

[thezabajabajungle]

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[monstermonger]

Look at all those chickens!!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I'm gonna raise a whole farm of them they are GOOD CRITTERS <3

[darkbluemint]

Remember to feed them one politician a day, so they're healthy and help the people

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh, you gotta :D

[console-pokeballs-rupees]

The Ultimate Compilation of Pokémon Cuteness 😢

[frankiethebaron]

[victusinveritas]

By the way, It Could Happen Here and Behind the Bastards are great podcasts by Robert Evans and friends.

[evascorpio]

[lesb0]

this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.

[lesb0]

I knew this was going to get worse but I didn't know how

[lesb0]

thank god Cosmo has some common sense

[uss-edsall]

Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

[uss-edsall]

Jewish baby named Edgardo Mortara is seemingly about to die in Bologna, 1851

Catholic nanny secretly baptises him to save his soul, which she’s not exactly the kind of authority who can do that, but w/e, it’s interpreted by the church as valid later

Kid survives

1857 her secret gets out, a baptising makes a kid a Catholic according to the Church and a Catholic can’t be raised in a non-Catholic household in the Papal States, so the church authorises the police to kidnap Edgardo from his family

Raised personally by Pope Pius IX, Jewish family not allowed to take him back due to Church doctrine, this action destroys the family with grief and despair

This case gets international infamy with the Pope not understanding why everyone’s shiting on him for doing this, including allies

Emperor Napoleon III shifts from opposing Italian unification to supporting it as a direct consequence

Bologna falls the next year, 1859

Kingdom of Italy forms 1861

By 1870 Rome is lost to the Italians and the Papal States are no more

(Edgardo Mortara goes on to become Father Mortara)

(He dies in Belgium in 1940 three months before the Nazis occupied the nation, which if he’d have lived he would’ve been persecuted as a Jew)

[communismlives]

[sztupy]

Wikipedia confirms

Mortara case - Wikipedia