[slugz01]

Commission for @kotaka-kun !!

Thank you so much for commissioning me! It’s not often I draw and color this style of clothing, so what a fun challenge!

[qillermeme]

[littlebosslady7]

Critical Role: DIVE IN TO DOL-MAKJAR 🗺️ 🔍

From the Hallowed Round to the Falcon's Rest, explore the lore of Aramán's City of Shields with this magnificent official map by #CriticalRole cartographer Andy Law, PLUS a handy guide to key locations in Campaign 4!

Even more from C4 awaits TONIGHT (5/19) at 7PM PT as we spill the tea with the Schemers' Table in an all-new, LIVE installment of Tale Gate on @hellobeacon, YouTube, and Twitch! 🫖 ✨

LEARN MORE AT CRITROLE.COM!

[ Map artwork by twitter.com/Hapimeses 🧭 🖌️ ]

[reallyseally]

oooo im such employeebait. i have skills and experiences 😛 ooo u really wanna employ me don't u mr capitalist oooo

[skelotan]

Maybe I shouldn't consult the sad TV doctor on this one

PATREON

[annepi-blog]

BuckTommy - I Got You

Did I love the show dropping Theo into Buck's life and killing off his parents in roughly forty-five minutes just to hand Buck a last-minute finale storyline?

Absolutely not!

But Theo is ridiculously cute, and the second he appeared on screen, my brain immediately went: okay, but what if Tommy met him?

So naturally, I had to write a BuckTommy reunion fic featuring one chaotic little boy.

Hope you enjoy this, and let me know what you think!

I Got You

Summary:

Tommy's flight hours are tapped out for the shift, so he ends up running with the 217 ground crew instead. After a fire breaks out at a crowded indoor playground, he and Lucy are sent inside to find a missing four-year-old. He never expected the rescue to bring someone else back into his life.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[iszyjfry]

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

[camillefaglia]

reblog to play with the balls of the user you reblogged this from.

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[headspacedad]

@noisypaintersong

[kolorzapster]

10000 likes!

Oh.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I see some joke about Star Trek-style teleporter technology I'm like "I should write a story about the potential of this technology re: the whole 'killing and copying people' thing and the ramifications of being able to essentially print people" and then I remember I already wrote it. Every single time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#*two hours later* hey derin? what the fuck was that

Expected result of teleportation technology I think

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I WAS TRYING TO GO TO BED 😭😭😭#just reached the end of part 1 i can't stop send help#fiction

Read the rest in bed! Problem solved!

[duarzish]

#Holy fuck, this story changed me.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Good, that's what stories are supposed to do!

[antique-scarecrow]

Oh wow. Wow wow wow wow geez. Go read this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[annawry]

I say this with all the love in the world. What the fuck.

(Also, hey, go read this. You'll think you know what you're getting. You won't.)

[defat1]

No, that's about what I expected from a Derin short story. Those things stick with you forever!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If I'm going to go to the effort of typing it up it had better fuck people up or I might as well go play computer games instead

[autumnmercy]

Whelp, that just entered my category of “stories that aren’t technically horror, but really feel like it.”

That’s a good thing of course, the story was brilliantly written, and I’ll be thinking about it for a long time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That category is most scifi

[inprisonforsparkling]

Just read this. What the fuck Derin

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Stori

[dawnsiren]

Derin, what the fuck was that???? Cursed implications

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Stori!

[tinycrowthings]

Derin, what the fuck.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I keep telling you guys! Stori!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#my grandpa liked your story#he says you have a marvelous imagination and developed a very unique story#and said the ending was poignant#I agree with him#great story

You guys heard it here first, mysterious-corpse's grandpa liked my story.

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[sandersstudies]

My Shakespeare students (they are 12) wanted to summarize the lessons they learned this semester. If. Um. Anybody would like to see.

[sandersstudies]

I cannot emphasize enough that they made these with very little input from me.

Henry the Fifth

- ALWAYS encourage others to do their best.

- NEVER talk about people behind their back.

Antony and Cleopatra

- ALWAYS check your produce for pests. [They liked this one so much made a rap about it.]

- NEVER count your chickens before they hatch.

Hamlet

- ALWAYS act decisively

- NEVER tell your girlfriend to go to a convent and become a nun [Oh boy they REALLY liked this one]

Romeo and Juliet

- ALWAYS collect all the important information before making an important decision

- NEVER bite your thumb at us, sir. [They enacted this scene in the original language a lot, except they swapped every “sir” for “bro.”]

The Merchant of Venice

- ALWAYS pay your debts.

- NEVER judge based on appearances, because “all that glisters is not gold.”

The Tempest

- ALWAYS try to forgive others.

- NEVER be a colonizer. [Yes, a middle schooler said this]

Midsummer Night’s Dream

- ALWAYS stay on forest trails

- NEVER fall in love with an ass. [They were excited about this one for obvious reasons.]

Twelfth Night

- ALWAYS stay in touch with those important to us

- NEVER read other people’s mail

Macbeth

- ALWAYS wash your hands. [One of the girls performed Lady Macbeth’s entire Out Damn Spot monologue at the end of the semester]

- NEVER succumb to peer pressure.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[chanihobbit]

What I learned from Campaign 4…

Only Teor is Teor

Only Julien can fix Julien

No one is Wicander

Everybody is Occtis

…did I miss anything?

[cilceon]

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows