Commission for @kotaka-kun !!
Thank you so much for commissioning me! It’s not often I draw and color this style of clothing, so what a fun challenge!
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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

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Commission for @kotaka-kun !!
Thank you so much for commissioning me! It’s not often I draw and color this style of clothing, so what a fun challenge!
Critical Role: DIVE IN TO DOL-MAKJAR 🗺️ 🔍
From the Hallowed Round to the Falcon's Rest, explore the lore of Aramán's City of Shields with this magnificent official map by #CriticalRole cartographer Andy Law, PLUS a handy guide to key locations in Campaign 4!
Even more from C4 awaits TONIGHT (5/19) at 7PM PT as we spill the tea with the Schemers' Table in an all-new, LIVE installment of Tale Gate on @hellobeacon, YouTube, and Twitch! 🫖 ✨
LEARN MORE AT CRITROLE.COM!
[ Map artwork by twitter.com/Hapimeses 🧭 🖌️ ]
oooo im such employeebait. i have skills and experiences 😛 ooo u really wanna employ me don't u mr capitalist oooo
Maybe I shouldn't consult the sad TV doctor on this one
PATREON
BuckTommy - I Got You
Did I love the show dropping Theo into Buck's life and killing off his parents in roughly forty-five minutes just to hand Buck a last-minute finale storyline?
Absolutely not!
But Theo is ridiculously cute, and the second he appeared on screen, my brain immediately went: okay, but what if Tommy met him?
So naturally, I had to write a BuckTommy reunion fic featuring one chaotic little boy.
Hope you enjoy this, and let me know what you think!
I Got You
Summary:
Tommy's flight hours are tapped out for the shift, so he ends up running with the 217 ground crew instead. After a fire breaks out at a crowded indoor playground, he and Lucy are sent inside to find a missing four-year-old. He never expected the rescue to bring someone else back into his life.
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.
reblog to play with the balls of the user you reblogged this from.
my two brain cells
This is what executive dysfunction looks like
Inside you there are two hamsters…
@noisypaintersong
10000 likes!
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Every time I see some joke about Star Trek-style teleporter technology I'm like "I should write a story about the potential of this technology re: the whole 'killing and copying people' thing and the ramifications of being able to essentially print people" and then I remember I already wrote it. Every single time.
#*two hours later* hey derin? what the fuck was that
Expected result of teleportation technology I think
#I WAS TRYING TO GO TO BED 😭😭😭#just reached the end of part 1 i can't stop send help#fiction
Read the rest in bed! Problem solved!
#Holy fuck, this story changed me.
Good, that's what stories are supposed to do!
Oh wow. Wow wow wow wow geez. Go read this
I say this with all the love in the world. What the fuck.
(Also, hey, go read this. You'll think you know what you're getting. You won't.)
No, that's about what I expected from a Derin short story. Those things stick with you forever!
If I'm going to go to the effort of typing it up it had better fuck people up or I might as well go play computer games instead
Whelp, that just entered my category of “stories that aren’t technically horror, but really feel like it.”
That’s a good thing of course, the story was brilliantly written, and I’ll be thinking about it for a long time.
That category is most scifi
Just read this. What the fuck Derin
Derin, what the fuck was that???? Cursed implications
Derin, what the fuck.
I keep telling you guys! Stori!
#my grandpa liked your story#he says you have a marvelous imagination and developed a very unique story#and said the ending was poignant#I agree with him#great story
You guys heard it here first, mysterious-corpse's grandpa liked my story.
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
My Shakespeare students (they are 12) wanted to summarize the lessons they learned this semester. If. Um. Anybody would like to see.
I cannot emphasize enough that they made these with very little input from me.
Henry the Fifth
- ALWAYS encourage others to do their best.
- NEVER talk about people behind their back.
Antony and Cleopatra
- ALWAYS check your produce for pests. [They liked this one so much made a rap about it.]
- NEVER count your chickens before they hatch.
Hamlet
- ALWAYS act decisively
- NEVER tell your girlfriend to go to a convent and become a nun [Oh boy they REALLY liked this one]
Romeo and Juliet
- ALWAYS collect all the important information before making an important decision
- NEVER bite your thumb at us, sir. [They enacted this scene in the original language a lot, except they swapped every “sir” for “bro.”]
The Merchant of Venice
- ALWAYS pay your debts.
- NEVER judge based on appearances, because “all that glisters is not gold.”
The Tempest
- ALWAYS try to forgive others.
- NEVER be a colonizer. [Yes, a middle schooler said this]
Midsummer Night’s Dream
- ALWAYS stay on forest trails
- NEVER fall in love with an ass. [They were excited about this one for obvious reasons.]
Twelfth Night
- ALWAYS stay in touch with those important to us
- NEVER read other people’s mail
Macbeth
- ALWAYS wash your hands. [One of the girls performed Lady Macbeth’s entire Out Damn Spot monologue at the end of the semester]
- NEVER succumb to peer pressure.
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Let’s see what you can do bagel
What I learned from Campaign 4…
Only Teor is Teor
Only Julien can fix Julien
No one is Wicander
Everybody is Occtis
…did I miss anything?
Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows