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Cake | 30 | May 21 | she/her | UNTAGGED SPOILERS | read pinned for more | https://ko-fi.com/cakeofrage

[komaedamizuki]

obligatory pinned post

made a hub blog for all my PKMN IRL / RP things

➡️ @olive-pokeirl ⬅️

my other blogs

art blog ➡️ @cakeofrage

danganronpa self-insert ➡️ @miyakoposting

EliteFourShipping (lance x lorelei from pokemon) ➡️ @elitefourshipping

FeatheredRainShipping (wallace x steven x cynthia) ➡️ @feathered-rain

my tags:

🧁.txt — original post by me, or i talk in it idk

the complaints department — my venting tag (feel free to blacklist)

rent lowering gunshots (link) — an easy collection of posts so y'all know what you're getting into. the closest thing i have to a byf

no DNI, blocking is cool 😎

Find me on AO3, Dreamwidth, and Bluesky, all as cakeofrage (links provided). Dreamwidth is inactive for now, unless tumblr starts messing with ID stuff

[komaedamizuki]

I can't figure out which song "the girl i used to be" reminds me of, the "lucky girl, be happy, behave" bit

it's on the tip of my tongue aghfjjhhh

[helixrainn]

a bit of lore about the buttons on my shirt 🐌🌙

bonus:

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[nowlander]

[hope-for-the-planet]

New Solar Tech Makes Desalinating Seawater Cheaper Than Producing Bottled Water

Engineering teams around the world have been attempting to develop new methods of seawater desalination.

Scientists in China have developed a more efficient form of solar desalination that uses 47.4% less energy than alternatives. After the first year of testing, the scientists believe that at scale it would be able to desalinate water more cheaply than producing bottled water.

The goal is now to scale the technology for use in coastal areas and islands experiencing water insecurity.

[vezimira]

i made a homage to my favorite card

[warandpeas]

Are you reading this on the toilet? Nice!

Are you reading this on the toilet AT WORK? You're a legend.

Are you reading this on the toilet AT WORK, WHILE CRYING, and the comic is the ONLY thing that has CHEERED YOU UP ALL DAY? You are precious and the reason we're doing this!

PS: If you're on the toilet at work and you're the CEO:

War and Peas — creating Comics

Get more from War and Peas on Patreon. creating Comics. Support War and Peas and get exclusive access to their work.

[dangerzonegrunt]

Digimeme.

[atlaslovesedm]

this is what i do every time you say something nice about my art

[the-story-den]

Same, but with my writing.

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Y e p

[lopmon1234]

[crayfishcoffee]

Whenever people see an intelligent animal with a witch, there is a common assumption that it is the witches familiar. And while true, many of them are simply magical animal helpers… 

Others are actually young witch babies.

Since witches have no womb and are a byproduct of wild magic, whenever a witch wishes for a child they might one day find a young animal lingering around the house, much like receiving a familiar. An easy way to tell the difference between a youngling and a familiar, however, is that once bonded a familiar will soon begin speaking thereafter. Younglings will not develop speech until much later in their development.

The 2 year mark is when familiar and youngling dimorphism begins. While familiars will simply grow into an adult animal, younglings will enter into a “troll” stage, in which they will develop traits that separate them from ordinary creatures but do not yet resemble a human. It is towards the end of this stage that they will begin saying words, and simple sentences. Minor jinx magic is to be expected.

The “troll” stage will last for ~5 years, and the next stage can happen anytime within the next 3-6 following years. They will encounter a sudden “growth spurt,” where they will suddenly come into distinctly human shapes, while still retaining vestigial traits from their troll years. This transformation can happen overnight, or take over a year to complete. They can begin practicing simple spell magic at this point.

Finally, usually around the 18 year mark, they will fully shed any last vestigial traits, and appear as any other mature witch.

[crayfishcoffee]

While some claim that the animal a youngling starts off as influences how they look as an adult, that’s largely been debunked. Witch children actually tend to generally resemble their parent(s).

Because names are of great importance to witches, some traditional households will follow the custom of waiting for the youngling to arrive at speaking age to let them choose their own name. Until then, often they refer to the child as their animal: Kitty, Crow, Frog etc.

If a witch parent posts a pic of their troll kid and anyone comments “cursed,” that’s an INSTA-BLOCK.

[emiyamore]

[andouilles]

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[bitchfitch]

since I haven't seen this mentioned in regards to surviving intense heat: If you have to be outside and the air is hotter than your body temp you will stay cooler by wearing loose full length pants and long sleeves than you will going for the minimal clothing approach.

This doesn't apply to high plastic fabrics as much but with natural fibers and the like wearing loose clothes traps a layer of air the same temperature as you next to your skin instead of letting you bake in the higher temps. Plus it helps with the UV exposure part of the equation.

[fittingoutjane]

The robes and veils of desert dwellers developed because they are practical in those temperatures!

[nintendomariobros4]

Minomon is happy he bouncing up and down Ken bunk bed excitedly.

[hotaru-art]

Digimon Tamers fan art! ✨

This piece will be featured in my fanbook, coming out this August! 🌻🦊

I’ll also be offering international shipping through BOOTH!