It’s a beautiful thing to learn those really weird specific phrases that make your friend absolutely lose their shit
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It’s a beautiful thing to learn those really weird specific phrases that make your friend absolutely lose their shit
Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.
I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).
Anytime!
Good stuff.
This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.
Picking fights
DM: “So as you enter the tavern, you see-“
Barbarian: “I go to the biggest guy and punch him in his fat FACE!”
DM, furiously writing stats:
Reishi farmin’
It’s the Mush Room
this is where u wake up to get judged when u die
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“Heavy breathing”
Anushka Shetty and Prabhas in Baahubali: The Conclusion (2017)
This is everything
This is quintessential Battle Couple™ and I am 110% here for it.
While you were busy studying bow and arrow, I was also studying bow and arrow, love you babe
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10 DAYS UNTIL PRISON WITCH LAUNCHES!
You gotta have a plan…
why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.
OKAY I HEAR WHAT YOU’RE PUTTING DOWN BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT FOR A MOMENT. There are a lot of people on this site who suffer from mental illnesses that drain you of energy and make simple things like showering, doing laundry, etc feel like an insurmountable task. I personally was in that state for three years. This made prepared meals and fast food incredibly appealing. I gained 50 lbs. I slept all the time. I struggled to find a pair of clean socks.
I decided, for myself, that I wanted to take control. Not because I felt I had to because of societal pressures, not because of my health, not because of any outside pressure. I did it because I was UNHAPPY and I didn’t want to be unhappy anymore.
The energy you get from eating healthier is amazing.
I get up naturally in the morning, BEFORE NOON. Things that were mountains before suddenly become gentle hills. I have clean clothes. I shower everyday. I want to be productive.
It wasn’t hard. It wasn’t expensive. I stopped drinking sugary drinks. I only drink water. I eat high protein, low fat meats like turkey, chicken, and tuna. I cut out beef. I eat wheat bread. I replaced chips and crackers with carrots and green beans. I put mustard on my sandwiches instead of mayo. If I want something like mayo, syrup, butter, or sour cream, I only use 1 tablespoon of it per meal. A tablespoon is more than you think. If I want milk, I drink 1 cup of skim and I only have it once a day. The money I saved on soda I spend on fruit like bananas and strawberries. And once a week, I have a treat. This could be going to McDonalds. This could be having some cake.
tldr: Eating healthier gives you energy. It doesn’t have to increase your grocery bill. You can eat food you like. And this is the happiest and most productive I’ve been in three years.
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Patreon’s new fees
Here’s what I sent them today about those fees.
Your page says the following: “A new service fee of 2.9% + $0.35 will be paid by patrons for each individual pledge starting on December 18th. This restructuring allows creators to take home a greater portion of their earnings, which is core to our mission of getting creators paid.”
This seems to be a bit absurd. Not the 2.9% or anything, that’s typical. The fact that you’re charging $0.35 per pledge instead of per authorization. Since the fees are a passthrough from the credit card companies and they charge them on a per authorization basis, you’d be getting charged around $3.54 for my $110 monthly pledge, but you’d be claiming $31.19 additional in fees from that pledge to cover that $3.54 charge.
The whole point of Microtransaction pledge sites like Patreon are to defray the costs of the credit card fees by spreading it across many smaller transactions. With charging this fee, what point really is there to having it? I might as well just make a monthly Paypal pledge to each of them individually and it would cost the same amount.
Patreon is going to start charging patrons a processing fee beginning on December 18th.
@Patreon is essentially killing 1$ pledges for creators, which also happens to be the most stable tiers for alot of creators. They’re charging patrons a processing fee beginning on December 18th. It will be 2.9% + 0.35 cents on your pledge.
I implore you let @Patreon know that you want them to reconsider, as this will hurt ALOT of creators who dont want to charge their patron’s and people who supprt them highway robbery, just to help support.
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Oh my LAWD.
I’d put videos up of just my dumb ass prancing and giggling
Same
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Finn can't get over the death of his best friend. He may not have to after he and Dunkan are unexpectedly & unconventionally reunited~
The Star-Crossed Kickstarter has begun! Like cute boys? Like magic in a modern setting? Like stories of mystery, intrigue and the reuniting of long lost love? Go support it then!
Oh, and don’t forget your tissues~
Finn can't get over the death of his best friend. He may not have to after he and Dunkan are unexpectedly & unconventionally reunited~
The Star-Crossed Kickstarter has begun! Like cute boys? Like magic in a modern setting? Like stories of mystery, intrigue and the reuniting of long lost love? Go support it then!
Oh, and don’t forget your tissues~
honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through
FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.
No no no. It’s the exact opposite. All the players, the Knights of the Round Table, especially Arthur, they all want to complete their quest and are serious about it. The uncooperative ones are the NPCs, the DM controlled characters. John Clease alone berates and belittles characters who just want to pass through. Or what about the Knights who say Ni? The Black Knight? Help help I’m being oppressed guy? They’re all DM controlled.
This is actually the story of DM getting revenge on a group of players who are probably a bunch of murder hobos normally and let them have a taste of what it’s like to be in a game that’s nonsense.
“Okay. So we finally get to fight someone?”
“No. The police arrive and arrest you all. End of campaign.”
That is one great description of that movie!