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[leasthelpful]

I was looking for more of a car-knife than a turtle-knife anyway

[koniwhat-blog]

That spelling makes me worried he meant to write cats

[mylifeasakitten-blog]

when i go to Deli C at 3am on a Saturday Night

[dickinwhat-blog]

I get my food and I’m just like:

[koniwhat-blog]

Graduated a few years ago, really enjoying this tumblr.  Also pretty similar name as mine!

[hman]

“The company hopes the topping and dip, called Hidden Valley for Everything, will be “as ubiquitous as ketchup on restaurant tables and in consumers’ kitchens,” says Mr. Balousek…

About 15% of ranch dressing is used on foods other than salad and vegetables, says Hidden Valley. The most popular are chicken, potatoes (including french fries), sandwiches, chips, and pizza, according to NPD…”

“The New Ketchup”

[shortformblog]

Everyone knows that “the new ketchup” is actually Sriracha and hummus mixed together.

[leasthelpful]

I’m confused too!! How you turned on a computer!!!!

[koniwhat-blog]

If I only there were some way to rate this movie 2 stars.  I guess I'll have to just give it 1.

[koniwhat-blog]

[brooklynmutt-deactivated2021090]

[shortformblog]

BEST. FOIA. REQUEST. EVER. Does this include the Big Baby Jesus period?

[koniwhat-blog]

Looking through my email history I applied for the position they're talking about some time in October of 2010.  I got this email today.  I wonder if they think I was still hoping I would get the job.

[koniwhat-blog]

I'm not sure how to feel about this.  I like to imagine that this cake was ordered from a store over the phone.

[shortformblog]

In which, in a column for Mediaite, Philip Bump discovers that the real reason the box-office is down is because the movies suck way more this year than they did last year, with the exception of one: “The Help.” However, Bump noticed an interesting trend: “2011′s top movies were worse and movies on the whole took in less money. But the worse the top movie, the more theaters earned. In other words, we have no one to blame but ourselves,” he wrote. “Oh, and movie studios. We can also blame them.”

[whitewhine-blog]

Yeah, saying “Merry Christmas” is really jamming that holiday down people’s throats. 

Holiday Hater entry

[koniwhat-blog]

WhiteWhine leading the fight against the War on Christmas

[fakescience]

Get Tattoos Wisely

[koniwhat-blog]

Saw the other one first but I couldn't resist this one.

[fakescience]

Scientifically Linked: Jonas Salk and Girls Gone Wild

Even though it’s not fake, Clear Science is surprisingly easy to understand. Something must be wrong. Especially since their work on the periodic table mentions nothing about Scrabble. (Clear Science)

Fortunately, the world’s greatest inventor is easy to understand too. And how could anything in a British accent be wrong? (Invention)

Are you following Fake Science on Twitter and Facebook? If not, why are you letting precious knowledge slip through your nimble fingers?

[treedance]

Fox’s Graphics Department is Having a Very Bad Week

And it’s only Wednesday.

The unemployment graph where 8.6 is magically greater than 8.8 or 8.9 floated through the Tumblr on Monday (the horizontal lines have been added to the original Fox graphic).

Now it’s on to geography. Let’s admire how New Hampshire replaces Vermont and Utah is now Nevada.

Images via Media Matters.

[koniwhat-blog]

How to mail a dog.  Kind of looks like my dog.

Also found on http://mlkshk.com/user/drewtoothpaste

[koniwhat-blog]

Because why not?

Found on http://mlkshk.com/user/drewtoothpaste

[koniwhat-blog]

Really unfortunate wording. Found in a bathroom stall at her school.

[whitewhine-blog]

[koniwhat-blog]

whitewhine:

Dads can be a real hassle sometimes.