The Shang Qinghua loving household

[konjiang]

TLJ barging into random places post canon and stumbling upon MBJ beating SQH. He sees the tension and understands the misunderstanding, but is he going to help them...of course not.

He kidnaps SQH and starts courting him (in a human way) and plans to waltz himself into a throuple. But he doesn't tell SQH why MBJ beats him up nor gives MBJ any (good) advice.

He just encourages them to all have sex.

[sairusboom]

Tangled family ties

[anachronismstellar]

Me, trying to write fun sexy waxplay tianshang:

Airplane turning the fic into this meme:

[starchazion-deactivated20251005]

Top!✈️SQH/Bottom! 🥒SY

I imagine that modern ✈️ would be a really independent sort of person who has trouble asking people for help. Cue rich young master Shen Yuan trying to take care of him. Cause they are friends. And FRIENDS take care of FRIENDS. And not because they have feelings or anything!

[konjiang]

SQH x TLJ

SQH goes to save LBH from the river and deliver him to TLJ, but TLJ immediately gets fascinated by this little man who broke him out of the seal. Although he believed SQH when he was told the truth of SXY betrayal, he also needed an excuse to keep this guy nearby.

TLJ: I'll take responsibility for getting you pregnant

SQH: W-wait? Huh! No, no, no. Are you listening? I said this child is between you and-

TLJ: *clearly pretending not to be listening* It must have been really hard for you to go through a pregnancy alone. Next time, I will take care of you.

SQH: Next time? I'm a guy! I have never been pregnant...

TLJ: *bullshitting his way through* Heavenly Demon are special...

SQH:*trying to remember if he made Heavenly Demons capable of that* Really?

That's how SQH got baby trapped with a baby that he technically created.

[konjiang]

I had an amazing idea after my post exam coma. MBJ hamster went missing, and he was very suspicious of sqh who acts very much like a hamster. Then, he became convinced by LBH that his hamster could shapeshift, so he tried to test this by leaving out his hamster favorite melon seeds.

[konjiang]

SQH would be one of those people who accidentally turned in his 10k+ smut story in for an assignment. It would be so funny if the TA grading for that class is SY.

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua: Bro, wanna go on a date?

Shen Yuan: No???? I'm straight?????

Shang Qinghua: No no, as a joke. It'll be funny

Shen Yuan: Oh ok, sure

~~~

Shang Qinghua: Bro, will you marry me?

Shen Yuan: But we're both men

Shang Qinghua: You misunderstand, it's like a prank, I promise

Shen Yuan: Ah, I see. Yes, let's get 'married'

~~~

Shang Qinghua: We should have sex

Shen Yuan: Gay sex?

Shang Qinghua: As a joke!

Shen Yuan: Oh, I'm down then

~~~

Shang Qinghua: Bro, bro! Let's adopt a kid together!!

Shen Yuan: But-

Shang Qinghua: C'mon, it'll be soo funny!

Shen Yuan: Fine, but I'm naming them!

~~~

Shen Yuan: You know, I'm struggling to figure out what the joke is

Shang Qinghua: The joke is that you still think your straight

[konjiang]

I just had a SQH moment. I woke up at 2, panicking. I have been sick the past few days, so today was the first day back to work, and I have an exam at 11 am.

First thoughts were: Oh my god, I'm going to fired, I missed my finals, and I want nothing more but to cry.

I texted my managers and started getting ready. I finished everything before something clicked...

It's 2 AM.

The curse and blessing of having good blackout currents, but I can totally see SQH having the same freak out because I'm assuming the Northern Desert has shorter days than other places.

Now imagine him dragging MBJ up and getting both of them ready, only for SQH to realize that something is wrong when he got to the throne room and no one is there.

MBJ: SQH... *glaring intensifies*

Poor MBJ (and my managers, idk if they were up or I woke them up. Either way, just shoot me )

[ennunanaiurov]

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

[konjiang]

I hate myself. I have 3 finals to study for. Instead of studying, my dumbass brain keeps thinking about an au where Mobei-jun transmigrated into Shang Qinghua’s fridge. The fuck is wrong with me.

[nibbelraz]

Shang Qinghua your secret threesome fantasy scribbles are not as secret as you think-

Because he broke into your office

[anachronismstellar]

Nib, this is too good, pls PLEASE I HAD TO-

I hope you don't mind this little thing but it's stronger than me husafidhuaisdfhiuasadf

Here, have a ficlet

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Shang Qinghua had a problem.

In the past few weeks, for some reason that only the Heavens knew of, Tianlang-jun decided to become Shang Qinghua's very hot but also very bothersome shadow.

He arrived at the Ice Palace claiming to want to help Mobei-jun with an annoying southern tribe that didn't want to settle trade, making himself at home at court, and chasing Shang Qinghua everywhere he went, like a bored lion playing with its food.

Lord Shang this, Lord Shang that! It's the post canon, wasn't he supposed to not be tormented by Heavenly Demons anymore?!

And what did Tianlang-jun have to shove his nose on Northern Desert politics?! He wasn’t the Emperor!!

"Ah! Lord Shang! I've been meaning to have a word with you, if you have the time."

Speaking of the Demon!

System-Dada, why?! Was this a new way to drive poor this Airplane insane?! Hasn't he suffered enough?!!

Of course the System didn't answer him at all, the bastard. And of course Tianlang-jun completely ignored Shang Qinghua pretending to ignore him, following Airplane’s steps as he entered his office.

"Tianlang-jun. This one begs for forgiveness, but now I don't have the time to spare-"

"Oh, no need to beg yet, Lord Shang. And I promise it will only take a second-"

Hah. He highly doubted that.

"This one has a question concerning one of your drafts."

Shang Qinghua didn't stop breathing because that would be telling, and he knew Heavenly Demons could smell fear.

"Again, forgive this one, Tianlang-jun, but this Advisor has no idea what my Lord is talking about."

Shang Qinghua didn't like using the term slow motion to describe his scenes. Cliché as he might have been while writing Proud Immortal Demon Way, now that his target audience changed drastically from modern power-scaling bros to... Whoever reading his gay porn fantasies, it didn't even make sense for him to use such a term when something dramatic happened.

However.

Tianlang-jun moved in slow motion as he reached for his inner robes, taking a very familiar notebook from under it, Airplane's handwriting "secret budget, DO NOT READ" on the cover. If he closed his eyes he could hear the electronic chuckles of the System.

Because that was not a secret budget notebook.

That was his secret draft notebook.

With very, very explicit self insert porn of him and some known people. Well, mostly him and his King, but there was one chapter that he had woken up inspired by a dream and- Look, Airplane had eyes and he was aware how fucking hot Tianlang-jun was. Luo Binghe was very hot too, but ew he had called Binghe his son too many times to think of him like that, plus Cucumber-bro would murder him in cold blood.

His daddy, though...

The dark red eyes, the soft dark curls framing his face, not to mention his charming smile and how smooth he was while flirting. Tianlang-jun was sex on legs, and he had enough life experience to know it and act like it.

It made Airplane a little hot under his robes okay?!

But back to the current problem.

He turned around to run, but the Heavenly Demon was faster, grabbing Shang Qinghua by the shoulders. Tianlang-jun was a looming presence behind Airplane, making all the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.

"I heard you are an author," Tianlang-jun's honeyed voice dripped down his back like Thousand Petals Heated Flower sap, turning Airplane's knees into jelly as his stomach dropped all the way to his feet. "But this one wasn't aware of how talented you are..."

His little Airplane, however, was doing its best to Shoot up Towards the Sky.

Why he had to be so horny for dangerous people, why-

"First this one must apologize, Lord Shang. But the main library of the Ice Palace is in dire need for better literature, don't you agree?" Tianlang-jun asked with a forced high intonation, as to make himself sound innocent. His hands, however, couldn't be more sinful, one pressing the notebook against Shang Qinghua's chest, while the other traced the sensitive skin above Shang Qinghua's high collared inner robe, unbuttoning it with his claw.

And all Shang Qinghua could do was to stay still, a pray between its predator's maws.

"This one couldn't help but take a look on Lord Shang's private library for some new reading material..." Shang Qinghua did his utmost to not gasp as soft lips brushed his ear, but by low laughter from Tianlang-jun, he had failed miserably. "So imagine how surprising was to find this amusing notebook with this Lord's name as protagonist of one of the chapters?"

The hand on his neck dropped too fast for Shang Qinghua to think, holding him by the waist.

"I read it."

"No."

"The one with the three of us~"

"NO!"

A surprisingly soft kiss at the back of his neck pulled Airplane from his spiral of embarrassment and despair, sending all his blood in a hush towards his face and his dick. He needed to calm down, it wasn't safe to be dizzy while on the arms of a Heavenly Demon-

"Let's test it." Tianlang-jun mumbled between kisses on his redden skin, draping himself all over Airplane. And Shang Qinghua was only human, ok, and also very very horny, and Tianlang-jun's tongue was doing things-

Oh.

OH.

Something too large to be human, or demonic, pressed against Airplane's behind.

"I'll die," Airplane whimpered as Tianlang-jun scrapped his fangs on the back of his neck, kissing the bruise starting to form from all the Heavenly Demon's attention.

"Don't worry, Lord Shang~ I will make sure your death is a pleasurable one~"

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Glad to see that the fandom is jumping on the moshangtian wagon, IS SO GOOD-

Also, sorry Nibs, I wanted to add the "THATS JUST WRITINGS ITS NOT REAL' 'lets see if it is :D'" part but this ending felt so right I couldn't fit the rest (and I've just realized how that sounds oh god)

ANYWAY RIP Airplane, I'll pray for your ass, you going to need it 🫡

[konjiang]

My obsession with SQH og name being LBH is leaking into everything I try to write.

Fanfic writer Airplane meets up with SY but refuses to tell SY his real name since he fears his identity as Airplane would be exposed if he said his name was LBH. It would be such a coincidence that a popular fanfic writer who writes like Airplane and is named LBH to not be Airplane himself.

[konjiang]

Sometimes, I lay in bed and think about how SQH was so obsessed with his OC that he couldn't bring himself to kill his future murderer. I look at my OCs and random pick one to kill off. Or is it because MBJ was his ideal man, and he was just so horny for those tits to kill him?

[theredcuyo]

You know what i rarely see?

The demons treating Sqh and Sqq nicely, not just like, out of fear, but nicely

I mean, sure yeah, their husbands are not the nicest out there, but they have to be doing something aside from killing whoever gets in their way because clearly the do actually work (Although Sqq does say that Binghe tosses it away whenever he comes into the room)

And also, i think it'd be funnier if they held them to some grade of admiration? Because holy shit this two humans are able to order around the emperor and his right hand man

Also, Sqq made Binghe chill out (By getting rid of Xin Mo), and is the strategist of his sect mind you? I'm pretty sure that he's made his husband kill less people overall since they got together

And same goes for Mobei, hell, i'll argue is even more because what if him being violent scares Shang Qinghua and he runs away again? He's being really careful around him now, and the demons realize it

If you want to save your life just hide around the king's consort!

(Unbesknown to Mobei-Jun, Sqh finds the violence hot actually)

Anyway, my point is that it would be funny if the demons actually liked Sqh and Sqq, not enough to make their husbands jelous about it, but enough for them to notice, like Sqq goes around the demon realm searching for a very specific flower? (He wants it to prank Airplane)

There's at least five different stores that promise to help out while offering tons of similar other options and some that he doesn't even know what he'll do with but are surely interesting

Sqh is missing food from the modern world and he vaguely describes it as he complains, especially how hard it would be to make without being able to control the temperatures right? (He wanted a chocolate cake)

All the chefs in the palace are trying their best to recreate the "exotic" plate he wants and new artifacts to control the flames are being made

Idk, i just think it'd be funny if they got to be loved by the people

[notsofrozt]

HELLOOOOO :D

Here to request the He's our third person -> I'm not their third person <- he's our third person picture thing but make it moshangtian :D they'd be so cute in your styleeeee aaaaaaa

You asked, I served :)

[nibbelraz]

Moshangtian with Tianlang-Jun busting into his beloved writers office with notes and ideas for Shang Qinghuas novels, but Shang Qinghua stops him right there because he already has an editor which sparks Tianlang-Jun's interests. Who is it? Whose reading such scandalous works and providing such top tier feedback that THE Shang Qinghua refuses to hire someone as enthusiastic as him.

Shen Qingqiu in the bamboo house for some reason feels a sense of dread...