Otome Through the Ages

This isn't a blog, it's a pensieve.

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See this is how I know the majority of people clutching their pearls over LaDS have never played an otome before, because walking into a high society orgy party is on brand for an Ikemen game atp

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The way I would simply pass away if my lover said this about my bedroom noises in the middle of sexy time

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They had to have done this on purpose

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Funny Ikésen Quotes #13

Mitsunari: Master Sasuke is amazing. He even demonstrated one of his ninja arts-in-training to me!

Mitsunari: He used one he called “katon” to breathe fire from his mouth! It was impressive.

Mitsunari: I said I wished to learn how to do it myself, but Lord Hideyoshi said no.

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I can’t stop laughing at the MC shooting up someone’s pet in the middle of downtown

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Nobunaga cares about her so much in Shingen’s routes. This is when MC goes missing. He even calls her name after giving orders to everyone. Poor worried warlord.

When MC returns he is the first to see her and the first to call out to her.

💔💔💔💔💔

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Nobunaga…☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)chu

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Me to ChatGPT: Make a list of all the IkeSen datesvle characters, their titles, and personality traits with keywords included. List them into three lists: one for each faction and one for non-affiliated.

ChatGPT on Masamune:

Masamune Date

* Warlord (allied with Oda)

* Cool and confident exterior hiding a passionate heart; skilled tactician with a rebellious streak

Me: *heart flutters*

Also Me: Wait, why did my heart just flutter reading this?

I swear to god Masamune really does creep up on you like that ◌⑅⃝*॰ॱᒄᵒᵏⁱ(꜆˘͈ෆ˘͈꜀)ᒄᵒᵏⁱ◌⑅⃝*॰ॱ

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Literally every interaction they’ve had:

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“Name one of the sword training dummies after him”

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Funny Ikésen Quotes #12

Ieyasu:…is it block-traffic-by-telling-people-your-life-story-in-the-middle-of-the-road-day? I would’ve stayed inside if I’d known.

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Funny Ikésen Quotes #11

MC: Well, it wasn’t a teensy tiny thing at all. His giant spear was embedded in the space between my legs. (No, not a metaphor.)

MC: I was quivering at the girth that had so nearly ran me through. My heart was throbbing. (…still not like that!)

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Ikémen out of context:

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Sorry, Cybird, but I’m gonna have to give this a hard pass because I can’t support anything that even remotely resembles attraction to children.

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girl he is in LOVE

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Hnnnnnggggggg

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Funny Ikésen Quotes #10

Mitsunari: I’ve been searching everywhere for you. Are you alright?

MC: Yeah…mostly.

(Aha…now I know it’s just Mitsunari, I wonder, did he see us kissing? Awkward…)

Mitsunari: Good. I’m so relieved…to hear that…

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Funny Ikésen Quotes #9

Kenshin: You can’t have a party in my room.

Shingen: You sure? This place could use it. Besides, we’re all together. What’s not to celebrate?

Yukimura: That’s how all our parties get started.

Sasuke: Despite how quickly Lord Kenshin pulls his sword out. Oh look, there it goes again.