who suffered more
jesus christ
dr. heinz doofenshmirtz
Got halfway through a snarky response about nativity scenes pretty universally having Joseph also in that barn before remembering that Jesus’ dad is, fairly famously, a guy who is not Joseph
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who suffered more
jesus christ
dr. heinz doofenshmirtz
Got halfway through a snarky response about nativity scenes pretty universally having Joseph also in that barn before remembering that Jesus’ dad is, fairly famously, a guy who is not Joseph
stuck lid hack
Please tumblr I am begging you to stop showing me the elephant beastiality clickbait
THIS ISN'T BETTER
Please tumblr I am begging you to stop showing me the elephant beastiality clickbait
THIS ISN'T BETTER
found this awesome game about a trans girl helping out her questioning egg friend
Ohgood. That is def knowledge that should be preserved.
Nearly 20 years later and I still can't wrap my head around the fact that this was an actual Spongebob scene.
getting ready for my SUPERHELL 100% speedrun
i think this is the best tinder bio i’ve ever seen i can’t stop saying “new type of girl theyre testing out” to myself over and over
the funniest response to this ive seen was someone saying "a trans gamedev named zoe is absolutely not a new type of girl"
Simplicity Pattern 8643, featuring food pillow patterns (via: etsy)
BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU
Cold Breeze of Wind
he told him a deez nuts joke
The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.
I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain
The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the bird’s feathered thumb!
So it’s basically doing this: 👍🐦👍
this post just gets worse and worse
I wanna see a T-Rex doing the feathered thumb dance.
oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36
Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!
Anyway I said this on twitter already but a darker and edgier scooby doo prequel show already existed, and it already had plot twists and jokes that would be funny to an adult. It was called Mystery Inc. and it tied the scooby doo show formula into a plot about cosmic entities manipulating reality.
It still had almost all the monsters turn out to be either humans in complex disguises or advanced animatronic robots and that still connected to the nature of its one real monster, it was clever as heck