beware.... for no reason in particular...

my energy levels be lookin' like a weather forecast if someone stole all the meteorology equipment (I'm alive, just gimme a minute)

[koof]

wait a minute-

YOU DID NOT WAIT THE FULL MINUTE

I am very disappointed in you

[wishem]

i used to think sheep was exclusively plural, and the singular form was a shep because of the word shepherd.

[catchymemes]

[nurserobot]

Sanfang10_

[redstonedust]

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."

[redstonedust]

there are gen Z spellcasters trying to lead a wizard staff revival but they're all made out of cheap wood and crystals they bought on tiktok live and at least one has splintered and exploded on their user. meanwhile grandpa is in the back like "in MY day we had to memorize all our runes and draw them out of thin air backwards in the pouring rain 5 times a day"

[redstonedust]

and wizards who use scrolls and tomes to cast their spells? linux users.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone jokes about the pope's hat but most people don't know it actually serves an important purpose! evolutionary threat display to assert dominance against rival bishops

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now you might think THIS is a plummage mating display

but popes are bred to aggressively seek territory and hierarchical power, not potential mates. so anytime you see something like this, it's still very much a standard threat display

[hairbrainedprojects]

Common misconception, but popes are not bred. Rather, like the matriarchy of clownfish, when a pope dies, the strongest of the bishops takes his place

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually it's more akin to a hive (with strict gender-based hierarchical work division) where larval bishops are fed queen jelly, prompting their transformation into pseudo-popes, at which point they are left to death battle it out winner takes all

[i-dont-think-thats-true]

I don’t think that’s true

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it's true i checked

[shadeblade16]

Ah, but consider,

They also use this display to communicate with the ones above

[redrosesshadowwolf]

Ah, heaven above, hell below taken in a different way.

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[mersinia]

Messy Miku against burnout :)

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[titsay]

[koof]

words canot describe how immediately I burst into laughter after getting a BING ADD while watching a random youtube video in the year of our lord 2026

I should've taken a screenshot, but I swear it's real and I'm fucking losing it, roflmao~~

[i-cant-believe-its-not-silk]

You have a crush on a vocaloid

[koof]

more of a fascination than a crush really, but how does that relate to bing?

[koof]

words canot describe how immediately I burst into laughter after getting a BING ADD while watching a random youtube video in the year of our lord 2026

I should've taken a screenshot, but I swear it's real and I'm fucking losing it, roflmao~~

[koof]

the power of spinning gifs should be studied

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Xion_03

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

Edit: Oh. The fake kid's book is... dark.

[pukicho]

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

[pukicho]