beware.... for no reason in particular...

my energy levels be lookin' like a weather forecast if someone stole all the meteorology equipment (I'm alive, just gimme a minute)

[koof]

wait a minute-

YOU DID NOT WAIT THE FULL MINUTE

I am very disappointed in you

[koof]

[tumblr post]

[koof]

👋:3

hi👋

[koof]

You wouldn't happen to secretly be a racoon?

....no

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[dogpuppy]

[faffreux]

My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[archapa]

Warm bugs

[thatdykepunkslut]

friend sent me a video of a truck crashing into someone's big ass house and I knew what I had to do.

[thatdykepunkslut]

friend sent me a video of a truck crashing into someone's big ass house and I knew what I had to do.

[shadowseductress]

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[posts-from-a-scarier-timeline]

They're putting air on the stock market soon

and here I am putting all my investments in boron like an idiot!

[invalidchecksum]

could you imagine if Swedan was real?

Could you imagine if I was real?

Could you even handle that?

[koof]

nah, too unrealistic

can't even imagine it

big if true tho

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I will always be in love with highly specialized incredibly niche knowledge. Humans are beautiful