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Important dadding

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

hometoursandotherstuff

beese-churger

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept

psykoshipht

demon's legacy

(it's kids that love him)

vegebul-stan

ninjasmudge

[rocks up to the fandom a decade late] WHATTUP gang i think 👆that BROLY ⚡ and GOGETA 💥 should have a weirdass thing going on that NOONE was prepared for‼️

'they tried to kill each other' this is part of the saiyan flirting technique‼️

meowzerswowzers

FRONT PAGE NEWS: puny monkey man crosses his arms in anger.

ninjasmudge

an inexplicable feeling of protectiveness. i figure hed probably have some Feelings if he found out freiza was still looking to get hold of broly like he said at the end

yumchxa

Vegeta and Bulla

this took longer than I wanted it to

irlwakko

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

ri-rawr-isnt-ok

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

irlwakko

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

professionalchaoticdumbass

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.