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The single most badass moment in all of Fullmetal Achemist: Brotherhood is when Yoki ran Pride over with his car please discuss

#partly bc Every Single Character Plays A Part In Saving The World #(even the friggen annoying selfish introduction filler BAD GUY)#partly bc UNEXPECTED #partly bc its funny and badass #winning combo #and partly bc of (and this ties in to the unexpected thing) how it interrupts the expected timing/pace of the narrative leading up to it

BREAKING NEWS LOCAL 20 SOMETHING HAS ISOLATED HERSELF SO COMPLETELY THAT EVERY ATTEMPT AT EVEN PASSING GENUINE HUMAN CONNECTION ENDS IN OVER-COMPLEMENTING SOMEONE SHE ADMIRES AND MAKES HER SEEM LIKE A CREEPY NECKBEARD TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING MORE DETAILS WHENEVER SHE NEXT OPENS HER MOUTH

#i'm so sorry to everyone who has to interact with me in any capacity whatsoever #i'm trying but GOSH is trying not enough #....being weird actually doesn't improve my awkwardnes oddly enough #.there. there's a typo. in my tags.

So I was dm for the first time the other day, playing a heavily modded up homebrew that basically threw all rules out the window so i could slowly introduce concepts to 2 new players. i THOUGHT i had planned out enough to prepare. i was wrong. they were supposed to stop at the inn and maybe some shops, find some hidden stuff, go to the temple, and accept the mission, then journey into the overrun temple to actually, you know, have combat. instead, 5+ hours and countless seat-of-pants additions i only partly prepped later, they’ve managed to injure each other instead of learning names, injure themselves, shoot an arrow down some sort of cursed well thingy, rescue trapped slaves from a room i never mapped out, dump fish on a burning inn before travelling back in time and melting the inn instead, then summoning a hurricane onto the town, farting on the blind monk healer i invented to save them from death, cause massive racism in not only the town but manage to personally insult the duke, and then on a whim before entering the dungeon, use the limited item of prayer to the gods to raze the entire city to the ground. And at least one of those things i can’t even go into detail on because it LITERALLY HAS EFFECT ON AND SPOILS THE LAST BOSS *cries in dm*

#i thought i was ready #i thought people were joking about how much players go off the rails #they found one (1) thing that i had planned on them finding #i didnt expect this #bc when i played i was a friggen goody two shoes who ASKED THE DM what i should do next #i only ever caused disasters by MISTAKE #(....like triggering the highest level trap in the starting room.. with my first action... was not COMPLETELY my fault)#PLUUUS #they missed SO. MANY. REFERENCES.#delicately handcrafted memes and inside jokes from their favorite things #WASTED #yes @lotrotter i am calling you out by name

So if anyone asks me what I did on my day off, i can tell them: Oh, you know, I accidentally outlined a script for a potential Aquaman sequel; with interesting world building segments, some nice plot hooks for spin offs and further adventures, new character introductions, existing character development, call backs, chances to address and unpack some of the events of the last movie while expanding into new territory and adventures, rich little snippets of humor, passing moments of commentary on real world issues, cute couple-y moments, classic 90′s nostalgia en masse, and some prime opportunities to thumb the nose at other competing stories/mega-franchises. On an unrelated note, anybody know how to get into contact with DC films script development division? Asking for a secretly hopeful friend.

#i mean not to toot my own horn but tbh i thinks its genuinely a pretty great couple of concepts i have intersecting here #not gonna go into detail right now bc i'm still kinda stuck in the headspace but MAN #i wanna see this movie!#and its not a movie! its all in my head!#i wanna go across town to the theater and pop down in a seat with a pretzel and a slushie #and enjoy another action packed. fun filled. heartwarming. adrenaline pulsing. colorful and friendly #blockbuster film.#ehhh they probably are already deep into a sequel but my little heart can hope #i hope the sequel will be good!#if the sequel ends up having any of the cool stuff i'm imagining it will be great #it will be great regardless #no doubts #they managed to capture some of that pure good movie magic #before the dark times #when everything turned grim dark en masse #(which tbh is enjoyable! in limited doses! not every single movie! glad this movie proved that point!)#sometimes we just need our movies to be happy and bright and hopeful and fun and kind #in a world that very much isn't anymore #ngl aquaman was one of the first movies i've genuinely no holds barred enjoyed in a VERY long time #i just. really love telling stories.#especially good stories #i love working on EXISTING good stories #it's already a wonderful film with plenty of little opportunities to go forward on #and when you throw in all the awesome different factors like the stuff my brain walloped me with first thing this morning #you get a winner #would be so happy to contribute in some way #gosh #im all excited over nothing now #like a puppy who thinks you're holding a ball to throw #stupid wishful brain

i really really love how i have never ever had to see that awful body experimentation scene from alien covenant ever again

like there’s the unspoken rule or something, we all realized that it was a bit too far and nobody brings it up at all ever. not online, not in person. i’m breaking the rule here only because i so greatly appreciate the fact that, to everyone I've ever met, that scene doesn't exist

#also eyoooo tungle.hell is on fire again and they are pouring gasoline on it RIP in pieces

koohiss

also no one other than @lotrotter knows/cares, but in that one independence day sequel fix fic that got totally out of hand? i’m gonna make john conner and newt siblings and no one can stop me

koohiss

update because i’m procrastinating on NaNo: newt and john are still siblings but their role models, their stepmom and their aunt, are BOTH sigourney weaver in a world just getting back on it’s feet after a barely thwarted alien invasion

mayhem ensues

#i missed the fact that ellen and helen #are a pair of unfortunately named twins #obviously #this also quite neatly solves the 'do i like dave or hicks more' problem #BUUUUT still doesnt fix the 'randomly kill off sarah in the background like she doesnt matter' as neatly as id like #i can just handwave that shes off involved in guerilla warfare but it just doesnt seem fair to any of the characters #ANYWAYS #its not a fic anymore its mutated to the point of being original fiction #codenamed back shelf bc im not actively #working on it right now #still havent changed any character names yet RIP me #its a big yike jim

in my defense, i really am that easily distracted if it’s not silly little irl adult things like work, it’s the internet, or as of right now, other writing ideas

#one of these years i will actually finish a single cohesive project during nano #*shakes fist*#i just cant focus #stupid star wars ideas and nar ideas and aus of the thing im working on #and that whole other entire original project which is still very very much back shelf #i mean look im even breaking my afk-aitus to POST is how much my brain is procrastinating

no editing we write like we’re horribly behind on NaNo

vol-au-ventbaudelaire

25 years of ads peeled away

daggers-drawn

A warning

mardakaisson

tomorrow

So the break room at work is right next to the men's room, and I gotta say the world's best diet assist is when a dude comes out of there breathing heavily

my hands 0.3 seconds after touching a gaming controller:

thebatmn

Our world is changing. The mass extinction we feared has already begun, and we are the cause. We are the infection. But like all living organisms, the earth unleashed a fever to fight this infection. It’s original and rightful rulers, the Titans. For thousands of years these creatures have remained in hiding around the world. And unless all the Titans are found, our planet will perish, and so will we. They are the only guarantee that life will carry on.

#oh my GOD #give give give give #i know i talk shit but GIVE

I LOVE MY SO-POORLY-CONSTRUCTED-IT-FAILS MILITARY PROPAGANDA GODZILLA MOVIE SO MUCH!!!

#i mean lbr there are some major issues #i swing between genuinely enjoying it #going to specific (monster) scenes over and over #and screaming in rage at the many. many inaccuracies #its an enjoyable rage tho #but all that aside:#the monsters are so (mostly) good!#imagine if they had *gasp* actually had more that 15 minutes of monsters #as opposed to the TWO FUCKING HOURS OF SHAMELESS HAMFISTED AND IDIOTIC MILITARY PROPAGANDA #like if you want to convince me that the superior might and firepower and tactical genius of the military is the only solution?#you shouldn't give me two hours of the most poorly acted. idiotic. illogical soldiers of my life #STARSHIP TROOPERS IS BETTER THAN THIS ON THAT FRONT #BATTLESHIP IS BETTER #i mean unless its TRYING to make them seem bad???#which tonally???#i doubt #third option is it specifically wanted to show that DESPITE how stupid and foolish and dumb the soldiers are #through dogged determination and the sheer physical ability to carry a nuclear warhead thru a mile of rubble with an angry 200 foot mommy #hungry for revenge on their coattails #THEY WILL SUCCEED ANYWAYS #tbh it works in anime only sometimes and not at all in more realistic stories #anyways....#like i said nitpicking gives me happiness #that being said don't even get me started on the phony / poorly researched science i stg #occasionally good acting tho so there's that i guess??#sorry to any armed service personnel that this movie gives y'all the shortest straw in the history of straws

youtube?

youtube.

glad we had this talk

#its the perfect balance of no emotional attachment and no need to pay attention #plus i can find horror that doesnt actually scare me at all really easily #IT CHECKS ALL OF THE BOXES GREGORY #hmmm the more i look at the word youtube the more i hate it hmmmmm

now the real question is: what do i follow that up with?

sure as shit ain’t gonna be sleep

#im still um #how do you say #fuCKING CRYING #should i follow it up with an incredibles 2 in inCREDible quality #rewatch train to busan #(which means more tears adjhdjasf)#or uh some third thing i havent thought of yet lol #lmao rip me my brain wants horror i think but idk about any new ones and the ones ive seen before are NOT condusive to sleep

hmmm

#tagrant warning #did i watch wrinkle in time?#at like 2 in the morning #when i should have been sleeping?#did i cry through the whole movie?#it's possible #like. not just crying for a long time #not just crying and stopping and crying again #no just getting really messed up and crying A LOT at once and getting over it quickly #no I GOT ALL OF EM #also. and this is me #this is MY THING #i pick movies apart #1. there were a couple really stilted scenes. dialogue wise. throughout the movie #2. characters felt sort of underdeveloped*#3. narrative felt a little rushed*#4. the singing in the background music distracted me from the movie and didnt feel like it meshed well #5. some Q U E S T I O N A B L E ppl listed off as ' ' ' warriors ' ' '#*now these are personal opinions bc i read the books and am biased as all hell #and therefore i am willing to waive them as genuine issues #and instead shift them to the "Personal Nitpicks' category #but all those complaints being listed:#A S I D E #I CRIED OKAY #I CRIED A LOT #ITS FUNNY BC THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP WHEN I TYPE I CRIED IS #'i cried when kirk sacrificed himself in stid'#which is HILARIOUS given the actor #THEY WERE SO GOOD #THEY ALL LOVED EACH OTHER SO MUCH

also since i’m apparently posting things now ??? there are only 3-4 quail chicks this year, the stray cat ate WELL this spring

#and the new spider's name is clarice #bc the first time i saw her i could tell she was gonna be the creepy kind #so i've literally been planning her death since i knew she existed #clarice feels appropriate and also S L I G H T L Y roman #in a call back to all her fallen sisters #plus elvis #i stg i wanna name a spider caligula but it has to FIT you know #GOOD LUCK FINDING A POWER OBSESSED SEXUALLY PERVERTED SPIDER WHO DEFECTS TO THE MAN WHO KILLED ALL THEIR SIBLINGS IN POLITICAL #INTRIGUE DURING A FAMILY FEUD #altho tbh caligula does mean something like boot licker right???#that might be easier #but since that' a DUDE name i have to mix it up #caligulina or something #I FORGET THE FEMINIZATION RULES FOR LATIN DIMINUTIVES SUE ME OK??

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