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imagining a different version of the world where in 2011 obama gives an odd speech about being treated like a cigarette by republicans like "They want to light me up. Spark my head, suck allll my nicotine out if me!" that's received so poorly he has to bow out of the 2012 campaign, headlines everywhere "obama's baffling 'cigarette speech' confuses crowd and voters, "house majority leader disavows obamas infamous 'cigarette moment,' says voters don't want smoke," funding dries up, romney wins in 2012, never legalizes gay marriage and it becomes counterculture to be a resistance style dem pre-2016, so much that clinton wins in 2016 because maga never gained the kind of traction it had since there was no 2nd term obama lib culture to resist against, she still doesnt legalize gay marriage, in 2020 gay marriage is the premiere issue on the ticket, obama frontrunner against what is seen as an out of touch conservative clinton running for 2nd term, obama wins, gives inagural speech during which he makes a charming reference to cigarette speech like "if you know me, i quit smoking a couple of years back.... maybe later than i should have"